For all of five minutes, Jeff Bezos, Amazon founder ranked as the richest man in the world, stripping Bill Gates of the title he’d held for 18 long years.
Within those five minutes, the internet was desperate to know one thing:
The most popular question and google search atm is "Does Jeff Bezos have a daughter?"???♂️ #JeffBezos #waytogetrich
— Muhammed Awais? (@itzaw41s) July 27, 2017
Of course, some famzing was also involved:
My profile from BBN in 2006. I saw Jeff Bezos coming… pic.twitter.com/1TMqVZQk3s
— Ebuka Obi-Uchendu (@Ebuka) July 27, 2017
Awwww. Isn’t that sweet? It didn’t stop there. This lady almost ran mad imagining her change of status:
Trying to imagine what having $90 billion in my bank account like Jeff Bezos would feel like… pic.twitter.com/Bpo0HyQhSI
— Lacey Nycole (@LaceyNycole) July 27, 2017
The true prophets, Chydee- and Gates- saw the end from the beginning.
When the whole world is congratulating Jeff Bezos for becoming the richest man in the world, but you know the situation is temporary. pic.twitter.com/pCh4OHhPpJ
— Chidi Okereke (@Chydee) July 27, 2017
And just as they called it, Bezos’ status changed a second time.
Jeff Bezos woke up the world’s richest man—and will go to sleep in second placehttps://t.co/hqbrO4pFkS$AMZN pic.twitter.com/7OeGOZOeYI
— Mike Murphy (@mcwm) July 27, 2017
Sad, yea? But that’s not our problem. We’ve got our own work work cut out for us
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Which is why this prayer is so useful:
LORD please let me be as smart as Jeff Bezos to be able to invest my time and money in the right places ?? pic.twitter.com/hcmxTIIrD8
— Feyii ??? (@feyi0) July 27, 2017
And the people of God shall say Amin.
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