Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Tunde Leye

Tunde Leye gives a brief recap of the things that no longer pinch us in Nigeria, regardless of how often they make the news rounds.

Things that have become normalized

An absent anonymous president
Weekly BH Bombings
BH kidnapping policewomen
Schoolboys kidnapped.

— Tunde Leye (@tundeleye) July 18, 2017

2. Editi Effiong

With all that has gone wrong in this administration, Editi has a question for the members of this government.

If you're part of the current FG and haven't resigned yet, please let us know why you're still staying put. Thanks.

— Editi Effiòng (@EditiEffiong) July 18, 2017

Nigerians attempt to answer for them:

Man must survive,

— Timooooooooo (@timazuh) July 18, 2017

3. Chijioke Kaduru

Then a government official speaks up:

Solving a few problems within the space, in spite of the leadership? https://t.co/pXKDGhqf1v

— Chijioke Kaduru, MD (@dr_kaduru) July 18, 2017

When you said "in spite of leadership", what did you mean?

— Editi Effiòng (@EditiEffiong) July 18, 2017

The leadership has failed on many of its promises, especially on transparency, accountability, health and the economy.

— Chijioke Kaduru, MD (@dr_kaduru) July 18, 2017

The Presidency is failing to provide the enabling environment or to be the drivers of the success of a number of key interventions.

— Chijioke Kaduru, MD (@dr_kaduru) July 18, 2017

I'm going to chalk this up as the first time I've seen a serving government official say government has failed, in public. https://t.co/v2cNygZ0Aw

— Editi Effiòng (@EditiEffiong) July 18, 2017

4. Wale Gates

Speaking about the presidency, this is Wale’s query:

In Abuja, ??… The Capital.

This shldnt be allowed. Its putting people's lives in danger & c'mon its the capital of "The Giant of Africa" pic.twitter.com/aIqKOPdiTS

— Wale Gates ???? (@walegates) July 18, 2017

5. Juliet ‘Kego

Not done with the presidency yet; there’s a whole lot its got to answer for. And Juliet’s blowing the whistle on them:

God bless President Buhari, for saddling us with his friend Adamu Adamu and ferrying his children off to enjoy UK Education. We will rise o?

— Juliet 'Kego (@julietkego) July 17, 2017

God bless BAT, Ajimobi, Aregbesola for sending their kids to best schools abroad, yet 34K LAUTECH students stay idle- 411 Days! They'll RISE

— Juliet 'Kego (@julietkego) July 17, 2017

And that’s just the tip.

 

6. Toke Makinwa

Moving on to light and love, The TV star’s baby sister got married 3 days ago and Toke is still celebrating love

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWrg3VKlvfl/?taken-by=tokemakinwa

and her mother

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWr2SFalWGt/?taken-by=tokemakinwa

7. Gbemi Olateru-Olagbegi

It’s OAP’s birthday today!