Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Between Omojuwa and Bisi Alimiv

 

Yesterday, @Omojuwa questioned the integrity of men and women who are licking their wounds from the abuse and brutality of the #SARS team in Nigeria, simply because he has never been a victim. Omojuwa has a voice and he chose to misused it when it matters most. Shame!

— Ashiwaju Bisi Alimi (@bisialimi) December 5, 2017

Some replies:

Are you happy now??
If lying is your trade
Then you're obviously not one of the best sellers@Omojuwa as been on ths Sars issue from the beginning even before @SympLySimi or @falzthebahdguy joined the campaign
O well
You've probably been payed by Sars to say this
Verified fool

— Morning Star? (@Pillet_ng) December 5, 2017

But it's not a lie. Omojuwa actually said stuff, but later apologised. Why don't you try and get your facts right before hurling insults at people? Why is it so easy for you people to insult others on this app?

— Nerdu (@sirnerdu) December 5, 2017

I am not going to reply to his foot Soldiers, they are there to masturbate his ego. This is not the first time he has undermine serious issues or position himself to benefit from it.

— Ashiwaju Bisi Alimi (@bisialimi) December 5, 2017

When you know your source of Onion,You don't shed tears while slicing it.
Stop Crying Lady Bisi
Even if you should….do that with dignity

— KayCee~Henry (@bigihenry1995) December 5, 2017

Omojuwa then reacts:

You call them foot soldiers because they disagreed with you. Treating others like they aren’t worthy. Your hypocrisy is thicker than Agege bread. Makes sense for someone who abandoned an entire movement for personal gains abroad. You will be alright Bisi. https://t.co/P8ctj7HCmK

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) December 5, 2017

People who wait until you have a trending controversial issue to express their deep seated latent hatred are modern day witches and wizards. You don't see the blood in their mouth but the bile, evil and intent are the same in their heart.

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) December 5, 2017

You cursed 170 million people for years, abused your origin and people just to get another passport, you want to talk about those actually serving that same country? In what sane world?

— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) December 5, 2017

Alimi again:

Haha….. Omojuwa, you need to know what "abandoning a movement" looks like and while doing that, put that side by side with "personal gains", then dictionary will be kind enough to you to let you know you have missed the plot.

— Ashiwaju Bisi Alimi (@bisialimi) December 5, 2017

2. Oby Ezekwesili

We should really not stop until something ‘reliable’ is done.

So my dear Friends, DON’T FIGTH……. DON’T LOSE MOMENTUM…. KEEP REACHING….. Press on until you achieve the #RootAndBranchPoliceReforms that is mandatory to end those many harrowing personal experiences with the #BadEggs among the .@PoliceNG & #SARS.

— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) December 5, 2017

3. Detoxified

Well, Ogechi Ololo (nee Okorocha), the new Commissioner for Happiness and Couples’ Fulfillment, was among the 28 new commissioners and 27 Transition Committee Chairmen for the 27 local government councils sworn in by the governor.

Mrs Ololo is married to Chuks, an engineer,  who was the APC candidate into the House of Representatives for the Owerri Federal Constituency seat in 2015.

She had served as her brother’s Deputy Chief of Staff and Special Adv Staff and Domestic Matters.

Saw this on Oyemykke's page on IG. If this is true, whoever broke this story deserves to be given 50 lashes of SARS koboko. pic.twitter.com/jd7RfQmBdD

— Detoxified (@olatoxic) December 5, 2017

4. Ayodele Fayose

So, the Adamawa killings have been going on for a while now and, has greatly increased with more people dying. IN this light, the governor of Ekiti, Ayo Fayose says:

Today, my heart goes to the families of those people killed in Adamawa by herdsmen. It appears that herdsmen have replaced Boko Haram in that State and one wonders why the president is always reluctant to take actions against the herdsmen.

— Peter Ayodele Fayose (@GovAyoFayose) December 5, 2017

5. Don Jazzy

Who doesn’t want?

??Send me your account details make I #Credit @Iyanya Ft Big Nose Don #Coming soon. #BeTheMovement #TMPL pic.twitter.com/GCmfWoY3LN

— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN? (@DONJAZZY) December 4, 2017

And some lucky ones…

Ur number no correct o. Says invalid ?? https://t.co/pPnuv5H0bw

— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN? (@DONJAZZY) December 5, 2017

#Credit Done. ?? https://t.co/zfQO2IaOeS

— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN? (@DONJAZZY) December 5, 2017

Prayer answered. #Credit Thanks ?? https://t.co/5jh5x7UhrW

— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN? (@DONJAZZY) December 5, 2017

God dey. u go manage 50 o. #Credit Done. Thanks https://t.co/eOaAY7D3Gu

— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN? (@DONJAZZY) December 5, 2017

awww. you welcome. Pls use wisely o. its not to buy hair and bag o. Team Natural no bad. save the doe. https://t.co/ul2FVDwhVU

— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN? (@DONJAZZY) December 5, 2017

Amennn oooo. God bless you too https://t.co/3Nx6BQjvpp

— ITS DONJAZZY AGAIN? (@DONJAZZY) December 5, 2017

6. Patrick Obahiagbon

The former Edo Rep member speaks…

Imo's exegetical foundations would appear to be weak, and one shouldn’t build huge edifices wether literally or theologically no matter how splendid or consistent, on weak foundations…

— Patrick Obahiagbon (@PObahiagbon) December 5, 2017

7. Kiss Daniel

Now in a legal battle with G-Worldwide Entertainment for breach of contract, the singer only posted this:

?This is gonna be a sweet victory ?

— KIZZ DANIEL (@iamkissdaniel) December 5, 2017

Then replied his former label, through his lawyers:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcVOTcPjaMe/?taken-by=iamkissdaniel

https://www.instagram.com/p/BcVOY84jJ72/?taken-by=iamkissdaniel