Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

For the gift of another birthday, thank You Jesus.

— Sam Hart (@hartng) June 13, 2019

Anything for the boys?

Nigerian preaching no dey pass money and husband.

— Slay Queen- Stainless Baby (@duchesskk) June 13, 2019

FACTS

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— Damilola Marcus (@OmogeDami) June 13, 2019

Na wa. All these feminists.

Lagos State breeds narcissists because the only way to sustain your sanity is to be apathetic.

The living conditions in that state forces you to lose your compassion and empathy for others.

It pays to keep having an internal dialogue with yourself..

— Lolo Cynthia (@Lolo_cy) June 13, 2019

You want people to run mad?

Listen, when a Nigerian man tells you he’s “traditional” you better open your eyes and try to understand what that means because in my experience it’s often meant wilfully ignorant, unexposed & backwards with a dash of misogyny.

— Max ‘Odogwu’ M. (@MakiSpoke) June 13, 2019

Must you bash men every day? Misandrist.