Every day, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

 

1. FRSC Sector Commander, Andrew Kumapayi

If you are not well acquainted with Nigeria, welcome. Nigeria is a jungle. That’s all you need to know.

So when Sector Commander of the Federal Road Safety Corps in Rivers, Andrew Kumapayi, took it upon himself today to act the part of barber at a general inspection on the staff of the FRSC headquarters in Port Harcourt, we found it hardly surprising.

To be clear, the inspection covered the uniform and fingernails, as well as the hairdos of FRSC personnel. But apparently, only the female officers had hair do that contravened Corps requirement, so  Kumapayi did the needful.

Wale Gates,  a Twitter user, could not be more shocked.

FRSC RIVERS STATE… cos the workplace is like a secondary school where you can just put a scissors thru some kid's hair… pic.twitter.com/qfZRBNUxTm

— Wale Gates ???? (@walegates) April 10, 2017

2. FRSC posted these pictures on their FB page like they were handing out medals… una dey craze. pic.twitter.com/wUxlbKfgeh

— Wale Gates ???? (@walegates) April 10, 2017

You couldn't send them home? ???? pic.twitter.com/XyzqzUXJyX

— Wale Gates ???? (@walegates) April 10, 2017

I am so ashamed of this country. @DrJoeAbah @chykolysis https://t.co/FDoslEdQR7

— ijeoma Ezeasor (@EzeasorIje) April 10, 2017

2. Dr Joe Abah

When the general reaction to the Sector Commander’s action was outrage, DG of Bureau of Public Service Reforma (BPSR) had a contrary opinion.

Why do I have a feeling that your "shame" may be out of context and that those involved DELIBERATELY broke rules?

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) April 10, 2017

3. Chike Ojiako thought to play Devil’s advocate:

https://twitter.com/chykolysis/status/851514316167753729

7)examples of the defualters.Ordinarily 4 military/paramilitary with baracks, MPs , APs n Provosts atimz apply more extreme measures dn dis

— chike ojiako (@chykolysis) April 10, 2017

Satisfactory? I think not.

 

4. Gidimeister

Lagos is celebrating its 50th year of existence. One of its themes in tandem with the celebrations is ‘Your Lagos Sucess Story’. Seeing as the Lagos state governor, Akinkumi Ambode just drove residents of Otodo Gbame community from their homes and livelihoods, killing a few in the process, this is what a success story looks like:

#OtodoGbame pic.twitter.com/boecl8egHf

— gidimeister (@gidimeister) April 10, 2017

Lagos Class Captain lends his voice

#HelloSir @AkinwunmiAmbode Sir, as ur offisha adviser, I tink u should obsarve #OtodoGbame ppl. Dey av nowia to go. Sir Pls epp dia solution pic.twitter.com/PnDqkcgWjo

— Lagos Class Captain (@AmbodeObsarver) April 10, 2017

We think Ambode is past hearing.

 

5. Gimba Kakanda

Gimba rises to Sanusi’s defence.

 

6. Idomagirl

Big Brother Naija may be over but the fan wars are not.

Bisola will be EVERYWHERE.
Billboards, magazines, social media, tv, radio.
Everywhere!

— Idomagirl (@idomagirl) April 9, 2017

You don't like Efe,not the dude but what he represents,it's more of proletariat vs bourgeois for you, anyways, EFE too will be everywhere

— chinye onwordi (@chaichowski) April 10, 2017

Who asked you, uncle? From A to Z, how did you make the leap?

 

7. That Ikorodu Celeb

Ignorance is a disease, as this story clearly shows.

https://twitter.com/StarBROPE/status/851467115391586307

https://twitter.com/Mr_macCollins/status/851525117649842176

We are nothing but pencil in the hand of the creator.