Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 Cheta Nwanze

Cheta finally responds to those who spewed vitriol his way over his tweets about Atiku.

Catch up on the gist here

As per some people, in the last two years, I've worked for Buhari, CIA, PDP, IPOB, and now Atiku. Am I not very talented and in demand?

— Chxta (@Chxta) October 21, 2017

2. Reno Omokri delivers a sub to Osita Okechukwu.

Someone please tell Osita Okechukwu that he is DG of the Voice of Nigeria, not the Voice of APC. He should represent Nigeria not APC or PMB.

— Reno Omokri (@renoomokri) October 21, 2017

3. Dr Joe Abah

The former DG BPSR has some polls for you all.

Which Govt in Nigeria has not been accused of cluelessness? Name one. It’s where we are in our development trajectory.

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) October 21, 2017

The level of cluelessness since 1999 has been different. Obasanjo has been the best performer so far.

— Dr. Dipo Awojide (@OgbeniDipo) October 21, 2017

OBJ's govt was lucky that SM was not mainstream in Nigeria at the time. No Twitter and the opinionated generation were still infants https://t.co/rzbz59bgvB

— Baba (@abdulazeezb7) October 21, 2017

Who would you rate as the best Nigerian Governor since 1999?

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) October 21, 2017

Who would you rate as the best Nigerian Governor in the current dispensation

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) October 21, 2017

Who would you rate as the best Governor of Lagos State since 1999?

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) October 21, 2017

4. Andrew Alli

Mr Alli did his civic duties today. What’s your excuse?

https://twitter.com/afalli/status/921670998063288320

https://twitter.com/afalli/status/921671439513784322

https://twitter.com/afalli/status/921671695492091905

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5.

Lupita N’yongo accused Weinstein of assaulting her sexually, and of all the 40 plus women who’ve pointed fingers at the film producer for his sleazebag lifestyle, Weinstein took care to respond to Lupita.

Luvvie Ajayi thinks Weinstein is trying to underscore a racist point.

6. Aarinola Olayiya

OAU celebrates their first honour student in 28 years.

Fam!

Aarinola Olaiya becomes the 1st Student in 28yrs to have a Distinction in Surgery at the Faculty of Clinical Sciences, OAU, Ife. Congrats! pic.twitter.com/mZ0FKc9e3n

— IFUMSA (@IfumsaOau) October 21, 2017

Aarinola Olaiya have also bagged Distinctions in Medicine & Community Health. Unprecedented. Congratulations Sweetheart. pic.twitter.com/SiaG6RcPQy

— IFUMSA (@IfumsaOau) October 21, 2017

Mr Alli belives it says more about the school’s failing.

https://twitter.com/afalli/status/921796044039606272

7. Folabi

Even though 21% of Law school students failed their bar exams, the ones who passed announced it on social media. Then this sourpuss answers with this:

You don't need to tell Twitter that you passed your exams though. Just saying.

— Bobby (@folabifreeman) October 21, 2017

But we all wanna get noticed.
No shame in that

— Bobby (@folabifreeman) October 21, 2017

TwitterNG checks him

Do you know what it means to pass bar exams ? Are you okay ?

— big dunns (@DunsDoesitAll) October 21, 2017

You don't need to tell Twitter you can't control yourself….
Just saying pic.twitter.com/ZqBskofjYN

— Precious Knigami Gaza ? (@preshgaza) October 21, 2017

You don't need to tell Twitter about your penile enlargement strategies. Just saying pic.twitter.com/CxWFMjobeu

— ₩onder₩oman ⓭ (@NonyeBiko) October 21, 2017

Welp

— Precious Knigami Gaza ? (@preshgaza) October 21, 2017