Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1 @DeNigerian

While everyone was reminiscing fondly on the man M.K.O, this wet blanket thought to put a perverted twist to things:

#June12 should not be about M.K.O Abiola as a person but the significance of the events that unfolded and how it impacted NIGERIA. /1

— Dr. Maximus (@DeNigerian) June 12, 2017

M.K.O Abiola was a criminal entrepreneur who constituted a big part of Nigeria's problem as at that time #June12 /2

— Dr. Maximus (@DeNigerian) June 12, 2017

Majority of younger Nigerians who weren't around or too young to understand what was going on then, would only see event from 1 angle /3

— Dr. Maximus (@DeNigerian) June 12, 2017

Although the annulment of the election was criminal but M.K.O Abiola posed a serious threat to Nigeria's socio-economic future. #June12 /4

— Dr. Maximus (@DeNigerian) June 12, 2017

Abiola won the #June12 presidential election bcos
1: He had the financial clout
2: Nigerians were tired of the military
But he was a thief

— Dr. Maximus (@DeNigerian) June 12, 2017

We are traumatised we even had to put this up.

2. @Biafrandefender

But as minority opinions go, this is one deserves its own hallmark of fame:

Notice how Biafrans are minding there business on #June12 celebration. No one is telling Yorubas that it's their fault MKO was killed

— Biafra Defending (@biafradefender) June 12, 2017

No one has told Yorubas that #June12 is of the past. No one has said Yorubas should move on.

— Biafra Defending (@biafradefender) June 12, 2017

You did say something about minding one’s business, right?

3. Otunba Babalola

Of June 12’s catchy jingles

Can you remember this;
?On the march again 2x
MKO is our President
On the march again
MKO is our man ooo#June12

— Otunba Babalola (@OtunbaBabalola) June 12, 2017

4. Atiku remembers M.K.O

On June 12, 1993, Nigerians came together to show unity and comradeship. It's a part of our history, must never forget! pic.twitter.com/XH1x7RH0BT

— Atiku Abubakar (@atiku) June 12, 2017

M.K.O Abiola and his wife. R.I.P

Those that killed you, enjoying democracy you fought for.
God shall judge them all. #June12 pic.twitter.com/1EgwC1UR6A

— Tunmise Reformer (@MrRefor) June 12, 2017

5.Afro VII

So the drama that preceded and followed the signing of Nigeria’s budget was just “tew” much. Apparently, president Buhari had something to do with it.

The People that signed #Budget2017 on #June12 are rejoicing, 'after 6 months'!!!
We're not Ok in Nigeria ??

— #NotATarget (@Odeh_JuniorOdeh) June 12, 2017

At all

6. Ahmed Rufai Isah

This rape story makes us furious. What, is Police NG a rape enabler now? See below

She will also be meeting with @StandtoEndRape lawyer tomorrow God willing. She has said she will press charges and let the court judge.

— Ahmed Rufai Isah (@AhmedRufaii) June 12, 2017

Mad people.

Dear @YomiShogunle @PoliceNG @PremiumTimesng @SaharaReporters @thecableng @YNaija see quoted tweet. What are we going to do? Rapist is 63. https://t.co/WES95AboJJ

— Chioma Agwuegbo (@ChiomaChuka) June 12, 2017

7. Nathaniel Bassey

Guys, gospel music minister and covener of the Hallelujah Challenge has a public service announcement.

Plus the testimonies have not stopped pouring in.

Hallelujah.