by Lekan Olanrewaju

What kind of day would it be without discussions on the Nigerian state of affairs and a subtle jab at Apple here and there? Check out the top ten tweets from yesterday.

@adia_afa: North has disproportional amount of useless leaders. Followed by South-south. Yorubas are dumb 4 believing Tinubu.

@Ebuka: How many Nigerian seminars does it take to change a light bulb?

@ogundamisi: Make una dey poze! Make una no DOBALE! When Commander in Chief dey CHIEFLY BEG BOKO HARAM! Me sef dey foll on d floor  follow dey beg!

@DoubleEph: But honestly, any state with a serious plan can be a huge success under GEJ with no meddling from Aso Rock.

@Joan_Rivers: Lindsay Lohan didn’t dye her hair red. It’s just embarrassed about her performance on last weekend’s Saturday Night Live.

@seyitaylor: You may never be Murdoch great, but at least become great enough for your child to be…

@rosanwo: Is Nigerian education not a waste with the kind of questions some graduates ask? #justcurious

@BorowitzReport: Apple says the iPad 3 won’t ship till March 19, citing “Chinese factory children needing their naps.” #iPad3 #iPadHD

@toluogunlesi: ALL governments should strive to create a system that makes it possible for things to run efficiently without government.

@AbangMercy: So Kenny st Brown is now Kenny St Best!….Whitney why?