Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
Normal people: “Reverse the car”
My country people: “Reverse pada wa seyin”
— Unwanted Friend?? (@holardamolar) July 7, 2020
I hate to see elderly people standing in a bus while I am sitting. So as a good guy, I always close my eyes ? pretend to be asleep?
— Tosin????♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) July 7, 2020
To the person who discovered that we can actually drink Garri.May your descendants never know suffering
— ICE cream? (@toyor_pr) July 7, 2020
Me: I’ll do it at 5
Me: Oh! Looks like I’ll have to wait till 6?
— M~ Burtee? (@Motolanii_) July 7, 2020
Even Davido gave us a hint in his song
Mafa mafa olè fa, Magu Magu Olè shi (olè)
— LANKY ? (@ThatLankyBoi) July 7, 2020
Your boyfriend should not be your source of income. My dear its a relationship, not a job opportunity.
— M i a ? (@sisimiaa) July 7, 2020