Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
If he says “I barely take pictures”
Just know that baba is ugly ??
— Lammss? (@__laamy__) July 13, 2020
What if he is just shy?
There was no ewa g so I got you waffles?? https://t.co/pTEl8h5HNv
— Osborne Dayo (@osborndayo) July 13, 2020
Me listening to the same 15 songs everyday pic.twitter.com/rJW9TqIDpn
— ãdäm (@AdamSB___) July 13, 2020
To spice things up, put it on shuffle
If you’ve not tasted Semo before and you see people calling it trash online, you’ll think Semo is rubbish lmaoooo. But when you taste it yourself with one mad Egusi soup, you’ll realize you should have just believed the reviews
— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) July 14, 2020
Time flies, not when you're planking
— Aproko Doctor (@aproko_doctor) July 13, 2020
The Fit Fam community understands
If you eat snakes, you’re mad.
If you argue, you still mad.
— Man of Letters. (@Letter_to_Jack) July 13, 2020
A reptile delicacy
Bro, my wife was wearing dress that zips at the back and zipped it up herself this morning. Women of nowadays don't even respect tradition again ffs! Had to unzip and zip it up myself. Need to teach these new age wives respect for the important things. Smfh.
— Gideon (@DondeonBeke) July 14, 2020
Served with a slice of sarcasm
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