Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here’s a roundup of the best we saw today:
Countries that are affected by coronavirus are finding ways and getting all the help they can, putting effective measurs to stop the virus.
Guess what Nigeria is doing? They are filling a court case to sue China ??
Group of lawyers are seeking $200 billion as compensation ??
— 9jaSavage ✞ ✞ (@iam__remy) July 10, 2020
When you finally get a job and start making money, the devil sends you an Igbo girlfriend ?
— O.V.A.tion™ (@Dre_Ova) July 10, 2020
you know you have serious trust issues if after withdrawing from the ATM you still count the cash
— Sleek ? (@SleekOnSocial) July 10, 2020
You’d be dating a girl for 5 years just to wake up the next morning to a wedding card from her!! ??
— I am a virgin and i (@Anambravirgin) July 10, 2020
The only reason many of partook in inter-house sports in secondary school was because we wanted to lick glucose.
— ICE cream? (@toyor_pr) July 10, 2020
I will not name my child a name that begins with letter A, because i know how it feels to sit at the front during exam
— Martial (@Martial_15) July 10, 2020