Dutiful Nigerian Police declare woman wanted for “lesbianism”

Because real crimes are out of fashion, Nigerian policemen have decided to launch an offensive on lesbians.

A-35 year-old-woman, Mrs. Toyin O. Fashola, has been declared wanted by the Lagos State Police command for her alleged involvement in the act of lesbianism.

The declaration was as a result of a complaint lodged at Ogombo Police division, Ajah, by one Mr. Adeoye Jimoh Usman, whose wife, Mrs. Funmilola Adeoye, was Fashola’s alleged partner in the act.

I knew it! Had to be a scorned husband that reported. What if Nigeria had infidelity laws? Just imagine how many Nigerian men would be declared “wanted”.

In a statement made to the police, Adeoye claimed that he stumbled into the secret affairs on his wife’s phone, when she returned from the Mosque on Sunday, August 2, 2015, which forced him to take the urgent step to put a permanent stop to the immoral act.

He stated that though she had confessed to the act, she had since run away from her matrimonial home, noting that her whereabout is still unknown after serious efforts.

I bet he came home and looked at her phone like,

Adeoye stressed that it was after the discovery, that so many revelation were unearthed about the two lovers, which residents revealed have been hanging around each other lately, before he caught them red-handed.

I bet he asked to join in and they declined so he threw a hissy fit. Hell hath no petty like a man scorned.

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