Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Bello El-Rufai

ASUU was not mentioned in the Vice Presidential Debate last night. Shows our priorities as a nation doesn’t it? From the politicians, their followers and the media asking the questions. To the post-debate comments about who won or lost. We take the education sector for granted.

— Bello El-Rufai (@B_ELRUFAI) December 15, 2018

The youth are the leaders of tommorow. Maybe they’ll discuss it tommorow.

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2. Ayisha Osori

It is fun to laugh now at how unsuitable the 3rd force VPs are but ask your self honestly if you would have accepted to be VP of any 3rd force presidential candidate.

Nature abhors a vacuum- if people who can won’t get involved /step up, people who can’t will fill the space

— Ayisha Osori (@Naijavote) December 15, 2018

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3. Kelechi Samuel

True. But since no man can guess who will be alive for 4years, it may be useful to just know what to expect should the unexpected happen. To that extent, hearing the potential VP speak may be useful. But hearing the President speak is certainly more useful, sir.

— kelechi samuel (@kelly_changer) December 15, 2018

Fact!

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4. Cuppy

Tell Cuppy she can’t and watch her work twice as hard to prove you wrong! ???? #CuppyWay

— Cuppy (@cuppymusic) December 15, 2018

I feel like ‘cuppying’ this #SaturdayMotivation. More grease to your elbow.

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5. Tyffin

My step father dated my sister, this lead to his divorce with my mom, and today we(i and my step father) are happily married.. so yes, you shouldn’t let such stop you https://t.co/LJtm4dXv44

— Sucre?? (@_tyffin_) December 15, 2018

This one weak me sha.