Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Creation Nation

Our eyes are in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back. Don't dwell on things in the past. Learn from them.

— Creation Nation (@CreationNA) September 8, 2018

Is there a better way to say this?

2. Paul Ezeudoh

If you understand the gravity of the act of rape u wldn't dare accuse a man wrongly especially if the act was consensual.

If u hv consented to sex and come back around to accuse the guy of rape publicly.

Trust me, you deserve a special place in hell for ruining someone's life.

— AURACOOL (@TWEETORACLE) September 8, 2018

3. Joe Abah

Thank you for this thread. I’ve had a gap in my knowledge about #TraderMoni & this helps to fill it. Suffice it to say that “market fundamentalists will hate it. Some will also say the timing is political. The poor will say “Bring eeet!” I support it. If it’s political, so be it. https://t.co/l7tTgDJhjA

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) September 8, 2018

Knowledge is power right?

Most times we criticise what we do not understand.

4. Amplify NG

Dear @GovernorObaseki, this is to notify you about the dilapidated state of the only primary school in #Lakaloko community. It is the only hope of basic education for over 150 pupils from 3 communities. We urge you to rebuild this school & save the future of the next generation. pic.twitter.com/QNoQMAkLei

— Amplify (@amplify_ng) September 8, 2018

Over 150 pupils? That`s quite a number.

Apart from the governor, is there no Local Government Chairman, A Senator or Rep member who can bring this to the notice of the governor or at least do something?

5. Teebillz

Just as Harryong says we should not cry when he dies…

https://www.instagram.com/p/BndPWK1gJOH/?taken-by=teebillz323

6. Ola

As a brother, nobody respect you more than the guy that is in love with your sister. Even if he is older than you, this innocent fool calls you senior man. ??

— TheOlaElixir (@unilag_badass) September 8, 2018

7. Simi

https://www.instagram.com/p/BndX9m5nkSk/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=10rggkr30uchx