Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
If I asked you to marry me last night please ignore, I had too much to drink. Also why is my plumber texting me to thank me for sending him money?
— Imoh (@ImohUmoren) June 3, 2019
All I keep thinking is you sleeping with your plumber.
State or Local Government Police cannot be created or just be approved by the Federal Government or the President without a constitutional amendment.
— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) June 3, 2019
Is it not the same Buhari the dictator?
Never seen men care so much about female sports till transwomen joined. https://t.co/r2JZ9GDq29
— Bruce Bateman Esq (@your_stepdad) June 3, 2019
Don’t mind the fools.
I am happy to provide one-on-one mentorship to 5 young Nigerians who find me worthy to be a mentor. All you need do is:
1. RT and fav this tweet
2. Tell me why you would be an ideal mentee by commenting under this tweet
3. Follow my handles on Twitter and Instagram (@folanski)
— Fola Aina (@folanski) June 3, 2019
For your mind you are a mentor.
What do you think “Hol it dia” means? ? https://t.co/k1DWL60e5Z
— Child of Ether (@Bigbounce01) June 3, 2019
LOL
Dear Artists, pls no more ‘manya’ in songs…we are ready for the next word.
— Toolz O.D (@ToolzO) June 3, 2019
Manya, manya, manya, manya, manya, manya.
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