Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Deji Adeyanju

Do we really want “anybody from the North”?

2019: No matter who the candidate from the North is, he will be better than Buhari who has divided us as a people, turning Igbos against Hausas, etc

Everywhere u turn under Buhari, all you see is tribalism & nepotism then corruption

We want One Nigeria not 97% vs 5% of Buhari

— Adeyanju Deji ?? (@adeyanjudeji) November 24, 2017

2. EiE

A question we ask every day and hope we get a response some day.

Nice! But @officialEFCC needs to step up, especially when it involves cases of Public Service Holders!
How many has been arrested & jailed? https://t.co/1vfchPaYh5

— EiE Nigeria (@EiENigeria) November 24, 2017

3. Donald Trump

US President Donald Trump’s reaction to the attack in Egypt that has left over 180 people dead.

Horrible and cowardly terrorist attack on innocent and defenseless worshipers in Egypt. The world cannot tolerate terrorism, we must defeat them militarily and discredit the extremist ideology that forms the basis of their existence!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 24, 2017

4. Wunmi

The movement against rape is not yet loud enough…

In 2012, my final year in Unilag. Decided to finally meet a tweep we had been following each other on here, he was in Medilag. I was going to see someone there too so, why not?

Fam, nigga attempted to rape me. I got away, scratches all over my body.

He still tweets?

— Àkànké Cole (@WunmiWonka) November 24, 2017

5. Debola Williams

Oro agba!

6. Oby Ezekwesili

Her attempt to produce a rap line. But please oo! Which one is “the dump dumped a dump?”

How about examing that line politically?

How do Rap musicians string their lyrics together to create a comprehensible message? I find it fascinating when one has no clue what they are talking about but some folks shrieking with joy at every word. I mean something like “ The Dump dumped a Dump”. What’s that? ??‍♀️

— Oby Ezekwesili (@obyezeks) November 24, 2017