Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Skiibii
“It seems that failure tends to be more public than success. Or at least that’s what we perceive it to be. We fret it, we try to avoid it, and we question ourselves every time we have unconventional ideas. But the simple truth is – no great success was ever achieved without failure. It may be one epic failure. Or a series of failures…” writes
The singer corroborates the above statement:
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf_J3XOlUzk/?taken-by=skiibii
Pay attention to: “…be easy on yourself“.
2. Kayode Ogundamisi
He asks a relevant question…
.@MBuhari fails to greet Obasanjo on 81st birthday and that made front page news?
With all the calamity hitting Nigeria left right and above, who gives a monkey about either OBJ or PMB's birthday greetings? pic.twitter.com/69etBsrTiL— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) March 6, 2018
Probably because OBJ is an elder statesman.
Some replies:
if it is you, would you greet? How can I greet someone who eats with me at day and plots at my back at night and even have the effrontery to throw it at my face.
— chikarito (@chiksky02) March 6, 2018
That's why i felt bad for d present & future of Nigeria when i read @atiku & @APCNigeria's birthday greetings to OBJ. D former even went ahead to describe OBJ as a statesman whose benevolence to d people of Nigeria is immeasurable. fortunately, i know where both are coming from
— OLAWALE OLADEJO (@Olawaleonline) March 6, 2018
3. Innocent Idibia
this is getting ridiculous. shameful https://t.co/WT2ONRCeQH
— IG: @official2baba (@official2baba) March 6, 2018
In reaction to:
Suspected Herdsmen Kill Several In Fresh Benue Attack. https://t.co/eQN7B3mYSW pic.twitter.com/ABNuEQ2H57
— Channels Television (@channelstv) March 5, 2018
Really, ridiculous is an understatement. It is now looking like a ‘war’ on innocent Nigerians.
4. Sam Adeyemi
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf_CXWInjAD/?taken-by=thesamadeyemi
“Act on it”, not… “sit on it”, not… “procastinate”.
5. Davido
The OBO celebrates his father on his birthday.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf-vKnYF_Th/?taken-by=davidoofficial
Guys guys, how many of you celebrate your folks without mincing words?
6. Ali Baba
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bf-gJZbBCO2/?taken-by=alibabagcfr
7. Olabisi
Broke boys this broke boys that, but if you don't crowd fund from tunde, bola, chukwudi, and musa. Brazilian hair never set. You are yet to see black panther because kola didn't come home yet. You are mad
— O.A ? (@OlabisiOa) March 6, 2018
Lol! This table boys are turning have ‘broke girls’ on it o.
8. Jubril Gawat
Some of the things that happen only in Nigeria.
As reported: The owner of the House put up a "Welcome Uncle Yusuf" courtesy 'Nigerian Children' banner to cover up the EFCC "Red Biro" on the fence of his/her sealed building, Heard EFCC has pulled d billboard down … Naija sha ??? pic.twitter.com/qqfM6UwSn4
— Jubril A. Gawat (@Mr_JAGs) March 6, 2018
9. Seun Alaofin
It is quite unfortunate.
We look down on hard working people who do menial jobs to make ends meet.
We glorify people who kill, defraud and do all sort of inhumane activities to gather wealth.
We look down on humans and glorify demonic animals.
God is watching!!!
— Elder Seun ?? ?? (@seunalaofin) March 6, 2018
As they say, “God has a lot to do on Judgement Day“.
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram
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