Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Before the elections,the Minimum wage Bill has clean bill of health,after elections its suffering from Epilepsy.
— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) April 17, 2019
We have entered one chance, Senator.
When a man challenges authority, no one accuses him of sleeping around, even if that’s his secondary trade. When a woman challenges authority, she is accused of sleeping around, irrespective of her status or the advocacy she professes. Patriarchy’s last line of defense.
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) April 17, 2019
DEEP!
I hope y’all had a fantastic rest.
Still so super excited that Diamond Bank merged with Access Bank.
Some of the key advantages of a merger include an increased market share, improved ability to gain economies of scale and potential for improved profitability.
— Dr. Dípò | The Career? (@OgbeniDipo) April 17, 2019
You people who don’t sniff armpits are missing out on a unique kind of intimacy
— Olanrewaju (@Olanrewaju_Max) April 17, 2019
This is how you people catch diseases.
Men often use the ‘ashawo card’ when they are talking about women that intimidate them professionally/financiallyhttps://t.co/vkxlFkRR2O https://t.co/gCH43lILk4
— Dr Ola Brown (Orekunrin) (@NaijaFlyingDr) April 17, 2019
Tell them, sis!
Some of you really struggle when others choose not to join a bandwagon or follow the herd. You need to fix up your thinking if it bothers you that a few people refuse to accept a popular opinion. If you think like most people, you end up like most people. Simple stuffs really.?
— Babanla (@biolakazeem) April 17, 2019
Some people will enter your mentions to do not all men but will not call their men folk to order. LOL. It’s those who answer you people that I blame.
— Written By (@DamiElebe) April 17, 2019
Some people will enter your mentions to do not all men but will not call their men folk to order. LOL. It’s those who answer you people that I blame.
— Written By (@DamiElebe) April 17, 2019
Men need to become more creative.
She is “ashawo” because “I do not know the source of her funds.”
Do you know the source of the funds of all the men you respect?
No woman owes you an explanation on the source of her funds. And women, please stop explaining. Ashawo & then?
— Moe (@Mochievous) April 17, 2019
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.
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