Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Dr. Joe Abah

ABUJA TO KADUNA BY TRAIN. I decided to try the Abuja to Kaduna train. It’s been operational for quite a while now but I had never been on it. It has also been politicised with arguments about who started it and who completed it. However, everyone agrees it’s a good thing. Thread

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) November 15, 2018

Doc,sometimes this last line is all that should matter to us . Thynkyu!

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2. Tayo Sunmonu

Most importantly a recommendation from a boss you have once been good to in terms of diligence, loyalty and long suffering (going extra mile for the Boss). Just a contact and referral from the boss can transform a whole destiny. Be good to ur bosses! https://t.co/GtS29bANJX

— Tayo Sunmonu (@aksugee) November 15, 2018

FACT!! Can we just enlarge this tweet and the reply in a frame or something?

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3. Dr. Aminu Gamawa

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it." ~ Upton Sinclair

— D. I. Sajoh (@SajohDI) November 15, 2018

Hmmm.. Deep!

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4. Maleghemi Joseph

Please, let's leave corruption in it's place abeg.
The more we remove corruption, the more expensive things tend to become.

— ?? Maleghemi Joseph ?? (@MaleghemiJoseph) November 15, 2018

Bruv, you sef reason what you wrote na…..

By the way, how can I unsee this? ?‍♂?‍♂

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5. Adeyemi

They say you can’t get a decent job without education. But look at Albert Einstein – he was a drop-out and still ended up being the first man on the moon!

— Adeyemi (@thisistolu) November 15, 2018

Ogbeni? Codedly, hope you know you have proven your assertion wrong? #YourLastLine

Anyways, there is a difference between a school drop-out and school fling-out.

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6. Senator Shehu Sani

There’s no one & nothing like Jibril El sudan.Caesar is healthy & has no double.But you can literally refer Jibrin as an imaginative and mythical character in Shakespearean Nigeria.Its natural to creatively invent characters & promote conjectures in our theatre of the absurd.

— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) November 15, 2018

Uncle Shehu sha… shey we couldn’t have written this tweet in a clear language?

Okay o.

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7. Smart Bobo

Condoms and pampers should be put side by side in stores so you can do compare and contrast.

— Smart Bobo (@i_influenceU) November 15, 2018

Fair point.

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8. Cheta Nwanze

Will the last person leaving the crumbling edifice called #Nigeria please turn out the lights?

Or more accurately, off the gen.

— Chxta (@Chxta) November 15, 2018

When we have repaired this our Nigeria…Hope you won’t come back sha?

*winks

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