Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

Send your boyfriend or husband a random N50k as per weekend enjoyment money.

— Dr. Dípò Awójídé (@OgbeniDipo) July 12, 2019

Because they are expecting a child?

I’ve been shocked twice at the same UBA ATM.

— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) July 12, 2019

Because no money in your account.

If you are comfortable to watch films with sex scenes and you are barking against #BBNaija because of MURIC, please SHUT your mouth!!!

“Your religion is not a constitution for the rest of humanity.”

Still #BBNaija is muted for me, you can do the same. pic.twitter.com/VQ8Ap1FbiI

— Adetutu Balogun (@Tutsy22) July 12, 2019

So many women grew up basically being taught that if you act or behave a certain way, you’ll marry the man of your dreams and he will look after you, and all will be right with the world…

We can’t equip our daughters with that type of garbage advice

— Tops (@SincerelyTops) July 12, 2019

When Your Kids Are Born,
Reserve Them An Email
Address. Over The Years
Send Them Photos, Notes,
Kid-isms, Stories, Photocopies
Of Their Achievements etc.
On Their 18th Birthday

Give Them The Password.

— Chima Chigozie (@CallMeGozie) July 12, 2019