Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1 Kechi Okwuchi
The 2005 Sosoliso aircraft survivor is a nightingale. She made her debut on America’s got talent recently and the clip went viral on Twitter NG. Hear her speak:
Flashback to L.A.! Grateful to @AGT for the amazing opportunity! #GodBless #agt pic.twitter.com/cAFcSXmRId
— Kechi Okwuchi (@Kechi) June 10, 2017
2. I'm grateful that I was able to share my voice with everyone and that it lifted so many spirits. Thank you and please tune in Tues! #agt
— Kechi Okwuchi (@Kechi) June 10, 2017
2. Wole II for Bafana Bafana
The South African team gave the Super Eagles a ridiculous beating today, Wole was stunned. See below:
https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/873593063234576384
https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/873595896017059842
https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/873599963909025793
https://twitter.com/Kingwole/status/873601978185777156
Nigerians thought they were going to beat SA but njikulmba ifana aiyemanika.
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— 'nedu Omowura (@Nedu64) June 10, 2017
3. Nathaniel Bassey
In case you are not aware, Psalmist Nathaniel Bassey has been holding the Hallelujah Challenge since June began. It’s pretty simple: for an hour- midnight to 1 am, believers around the globe worship and pray together. It goes down on Instalive. Join the movement!
Are you ready for tonight? HallelujahChallenge. OLOWOGBOGBORO is showing up big time.12mid night. The 11th day.#olowogbogboro
— Nathaniel Bassey (@nathanielblow) June 10, 2017
These are a few of the testimonies.
Don’t miss it!
4. Ayaba
This here is schooling on relationships. A word is enough and all that. See below:
Until he claims you, please ?? keep ??entertaining?? Tunde?? and ??Kwame.
— Blair Waldorf (@itsjoannabtw) June 10, 2017
I ??don't ??care ?? how ??much ??you ??like ?? him ??
— Blair Waldorf (@itsjoannabtw) June 10, 2017
Do you apply for one job and wait for the outcome before applying elsewhere?
That's what I thought.
— Blair Waldorf (@itsjoannabtw) June 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/itsjoannabtw/status/873496772278185984
Reactions
This is triggering but exactly what I needed. Thanks. pic.twitter.com/bPyteUnnK8
— Chrissi ? (@KimKiilu) June 10, 2017
Yes sis ! Idk you but ok sis you right on point with this ?????????? ! pic.twitter.com/YXOG67SYc5
— • Alternative Negra • (@bertaaa___) June 10, 2017
wehdone kokolet, aburo dbanj the entertainer
— Pocket Lawyer (@Profsheye) June 10, 2017
5. Kayode Ogundamisi
Kayode Ogundamisi wants the police man who stood up to the bank robbers honoured by the Nigeria Police. He is currently seeking donations to make this a reality. See below:
.@PoliceNG please honour HonourSergeantChukwudiIboko for his gallantry. I have a token of N50K if U can locate his family. I urge other ????
— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) June 10, 2017
.@Omojuwa @EiENigeria @Ayourb & others please join in getting @PoliceNG to #HonourSergeantChukwudiIboko for his gallantry. I start with N50K pic.twitter.com/kCwSewFahQ
— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) June 10, 2017
.@PoliceNG that gallant officer should not die in vain, let us have his photograph, ket #HonourSergeantChukwudiIboko for his service.
— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) June 10, 2017
He's a Hero. @PoliceNG can do better. #HonourSergeantChukwudiIboko for his gallantry. He died serving and protecting his community. pic.twitter.com/0PJ5rxqw1N
— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) June 10, 2017
Punch reported he died after two months….
— Alade Links (@Alade_links) June 10, 2017
I match your 50k sir… and I am fully involved and could even add to it depending on my circumstances https://t.co/VgON32rIRI
— The Godfather (@Ayourb) June 10, 2017
But why didn't the @PoliceNG authorities make it public until the video came out? Why is it so difficult to honour chivalry and gallantry? https://t.co/YtsTzxe8Xd
— The Godfather (@Ayourb) June 10, 2017
I'd also join by contributing 25k unbehalf of @Apapparelpolo let us know the Next step pls ???? https://t.co/RmZQ5eXIOK
— Yusuf Abubakar Tumi (@YusufTAbubakar) June 10, 2017
And they should change that statement they issued after the robbery. It demeaned sergeant Chukwu's prowess.
I will give a token too. https://t.co/yzQnCEswdu
— Chidi H. Lemchi (@HLemchi) June 10, 2017
6. Dr Dipo
We wrote about the genesis of LAUTECH’s crisis and Dr Dipo has had reason to rant about it too:
LAUTECH has been shut down and students have been on the same level since 2015. Education is no more priority in SW Nigeria.
Good morning.
— Dr. Dipo Awojide (@OgbeniDipo) June 10, 2017
I am ashamed & embarrassed at the handling of the LAUTECH issue.
LAUTECH has been shut down since JUNE 13 2016.
We should all be ashamed.
— Dr. Dipo Awojide (@OgbeniDipo) June 10, 2017
I am sick and tired of media aides saying all is well, we are looking into it, it will be resolved. WHEN?? When will LAUTECH be OPENED??
— Dr. Dipo Awojide (@OgbeniDipo) June 10, 2017
Oyo and Osun State Governments need to resolve this LAUTECH stalemate immediately. Thousands of young people are stranded!
— Dr. Dipo Awojide (@OgbeniDipo) June 10, 2017
Over 30,000 lives wasting away.@AAAjimobi and @raufaregbesola
Please #ReOpenLautech
— Dr. Dipo Awojide (@OgbeniDipo) June 10, 2017
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Unpopular Food Opinion: Go!
— FIT (@tweetKOBO) June 9, 2017
I don't select food, it's anywhere belle face gang!
Just don't put otapiapia inside our food.
— FIT (@tweetKOBO) June 9, 2017
Okro soup is the best thing that happened to Nigeria.
— Yvonné (@JustYvonne_) June 9, 2017
Gizzard is so unnecessary. There's no need for its existence.
— Ijeoma Ogwuegbu Udum (@IjeomaOgud) June 10, 2017
https://twitter.com/Aaliiyahxo/status/873311469445808128
https://twitter.com/sisiese/status/873304445119082496
Amala is rubbish. Right behind it is semo. Semo is cement.
— Araceli 〽 (@Mosunmolaa_A) June 9, 2017
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7. @Realmaladajior_
Bask in the beauty of the love that is Gabriel Union’s relationship
https://twitter.com/Realmalajadior_/status/873559293638959105
I feel you.
Reformed social media monitoring spirit
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