Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. They range from the awesome and brilliant to the OMG, he didn’t. We have made it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. @JajaPhD

Curious about this part of Nigerian lifestyle, @JajaPhD tweeted this question

I need someone to tell me why Nigerians, especially those living in Nigeria, are very scared to let pple know that they are making progress

— Chi (@JajaPhD) December 19, 2016

You'll be "friends" with someone who will travel abroad and even though you had dinner with them yesterday, you wouldn't know till they go

— Chi (@JajaPhD) December 19, 2016

Someone starts a business and does everything humanly possible to keep it secret especially to (extended) family relations.

— Chi (@JajaPhD) December 19, 2016

We think this answer hits the nail on the blessed head

Lmao.. so that "you" will call his name from mirror and tell him to tear his passport and walk back home? https://t.co/Lc45UM4seS

— Omar ☠️ (@Xedrix__) December 19, 2016

And this!!!

J..U..J..U https://t.co/cHsW68IHAs

— inioluwa (@obexxy_) December 19, 2016

2. Gunman who shot the Russian Ambassador to Turkey, Andrei Karlov

Video shows the attacker speaking in Turkish and Arabic (Turkish accent) shouting "Don't forget Alleppo" https://t.co/yD3fV6xvra #Karlov

— Güney YILDIZ (@guneyyildiz) December 19, 2016

Now this is not good news noise by any stretch of the imagination. The implications are far reaching. This is the sort of action that starts wars, and by God haven’t we had enough already?

When we thought 2016 will just go quietly into the night after several disasters, now World War III may probably start from Turkey.

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) December 19, 2016

3. @Prince_VIII

We will just leave this here. No comment

https://twitter.com/PRINCE_VIII/status/810815333909090308

4. Solomon Dalung

Yes, he did not say this today, but c’mon our able Minister of Sports deserves special mention. It is well spended time to include him in this list because our vocabulary will never be the same without him. Most obliged, Sir.

5. Dr Joe Abah

You won’t believe this poll until you see for yourself. Apparently, women prefer scum to nice, decent and faithful? Which women are these? See more reactions on his timeline.

What type of man is more likely to win a woman's heart?

— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) December 19, 2016

6. Japheth Omojuwa

Following TFAA 2016 (The Future Awards Africa), Japheth Omojuwa took to Instagram to encourage those who did not win about the essence of being recognised for their work.

 

7. Mo Abudu

CEO of Ebony Life Television, Mo Abudu shared this post on her I.G page,  celebrating the Wedding Party’s astounding record for the biggest opening weekend in Nollywood.

Congrats, Ma.

We’ll be back.