Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. Elnathan John
I can almost see them at the NYSC office working over time to produce an original NYSC certificate which will be presented at a press conference next week by the NYSC DG. https://t.co/9LZe58qrT9
— The Writer Formerly Known As Elnathan (@elnathan_john) July 7, 2018
Exactly how it happens. If you know you know.
Someone else reacts:
.@HMKemiAdeosun did you forge @nysc_ng exemption certificate as reported exclusively by @PremiumTimesng if the answer is yes, then when I are you sending your resignation to @MBuhari as practised in democracies such as the UK? Regards https://t.co/e7GLOqRbsP
— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) July 7, 2018
2. TeeBillz
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bk7qnKLgXfa/?taken-by=teebillz323
Hmmm… true.
But, is that belief contestable?
3. Lateef Habib
Nothing gets me feeling some way more than seeing a former brilliant school mate struggling as an adult. Makes you wonder what went wrong? They were hardworking, focused, smart, every ingredient for success.
— Lateef Habib (@SireHabbiibb) July 7, 2018
It beats everyone’s imagination. Some things are just mysterious.
4. Y.O.
I’ve never understood the rationale behind trying to hurt someone you dated because the relationship ended…
— Y.O. (@yojora) July 7, 2018
It’s pure immaturity. The relationship ENDED. All parties should be thinking of moving on not hurting the other.
When one tries to hurt another after a break-up, it only means love never existed in-between, it must have been something else.
Argue with me.
5. Oluniyi Gates
Its so easy to be a good person in Nigeria, the bar is literally on the ground. There are people around you that 1000 naira will guarantee their food for days, acts that cost you nothing that can make another person's day a lil bit better. We should all be nice to eachother.
— Oluniyi Gates (@oluwapower) July 7, 2018
Tell us more bro!!
It’s just that ‘they’ will start giving you side eye.
6. Japheth Omojuwa
Me and arriving Nigerian events on time. I am sure as I was about to depart the other world, someone carried me from the country I was going to be born and then dumped me on the Nigeria queue. Lol. Because year after year, I stay arriving on time! Because I refuse to be normal!
— JJ. Omojuwa (@Omojuwa) July 7, 2018
Everyday, it surprises me how people decide to be late to an event or a meeting or whatever. I usually ask how they do it!
7. Williams Uchemba
Reach out to people, give a helping hand when you can.
Welldone Williams, welldone.
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram
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