Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Johnny Drille

It's so easy for some folks to say the 'F' word.

Some can't even go two sentences without it ?

— Johnny Drille (@Johnnydrille) May 16, 2018

Well…

2. Simi

I like talking to people that are smarter than I am. You feel a little stupid, yea – but you always learn something.

— Simi (@SympLySimi) May 16, 2018

“Out of every nonsense, there is a sense in it”.

3. Faithfulness

Nigerian girls when they realize they've lost an argument:

"Ehnn is that why ya now shouting ?"

— Faithfuℓneѕѕ? (@smartfulnex) May 16, 2018

So so true.

4. Seun Imade

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bi2KxPxhw47/?taken-by=avviva_imade

That is how people will be forming inspirational speaker on social media.

Okay, okay, let’s be serious… keep it up bro! With your fake sexy look.

5. Ophir

the way nigerians are populating foreign places, we’d soon have the following;

onicana of canada
alame of america
elesti of estonia
oniru of russia
onije of new jersey
araba of arab emirates
ibi 1 of ibiza islands
al of alabama
emir of arkansas
sultan of dublin

?

— ? (@_mujerjefa) May 16, 2018

Lmao! This is funny…

6. Kayode Ogundamisi

Is the IG @PoliceNG video ? provided by @VoiceOfLibertyN doctored ? I do not know. I need help here ? https://t.co/GnagA1GS0t

— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) May 16, 2018

OH LAWD! Make una watch Inspector General of @PoliceNG ??️?️?️

? Credit @VoiceOfLibertyN pic.twitter.com/RagWSQQo57

— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) May 16, 2018

Unfortunately…