Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
1. John Dammy
Ronaldo conquered
Portugal
England
euro 2016
Spain
entire Europe
now going to Italy to conquerbut one goat is forming omo onile at one club
SMH
— John dammy (@johndammi) July 11, 2018
Lol! What?!
He might have his reasons na. What is wrong with John sef?
2. Ayo Dotun
This sad reality…
You don't need to have a Bsc degree in Nigeria to succeed..
At least to rule this country.. All you need is an attempt at WAEC.
And to be a Governor, a primary school certificate..
You can confirm from the constitution.#ThisIsNigeria
— Management (@lifeofayodotun) July 11, 2018
Or am I wrong?
3. Savage
In the US when the cops tell you to put your hands up and you put it in your pocket they shoot you, in my country when they tell you to raise your hands and you put it in your pocket they smile.
What country am I from?— Your Village People?? (@Nigerian_Savage) July 11, 2018
Ermmm… Jupiter, no, Mars, no…. wooo, I don’t know joor. Before they…. *loses voice*.
4. Saleh Ashaka
Nigerians need to be sensitized on the role of the Government, its functions, &structure, as well as awareness regarding their rights guaranteed by the constitution.
— Saleh Shehu Ashaka (@AshakaSaleh) July 11, 2018
5. Philz
These killings have continued unabated,in fact, the herdsmen just picked up from where they stopped.
Meanwhile, your favorite President and Mr Transmission just sent 30,000 Policemen to Ekiti.
What matters to @MBuhari is election. He doesn't care about Nigerians. @segalink pic.twitter.com/QwSy1nV93C— Mrphilz. (@OgbajePhilz) July 11, 2018
6. Kate Henshaw
The actress points out an unfortunate phenomenon:
Thursday June 28th…
It's been 2 weeks since the trailer fire incident that claimed so many lives!!
Who has been held accountable??
What measures are being taken to prevent a recurrence?
We forget so readily….
We sweep a lot under the carpet..— Kate Henshaw (@HenshawKate) July 11, 2018
The carpet bulges!!
The condolence messages are over and the prayers that went up have ended!!
People have moved on but life is not the same for the families affected..
Till the next time…..#ThisisNigeria— Kate Henshaw (@HenshawKate) July 11, 2018
Nigerians have become so ‘immune’ to negative incidents that we simply talk about it for a very short time and move on.
7. Wale Gates
"My daughters and son married as virgins, sow $1000 to tap into the anointing" – Pastor Funke Adejummo #wirewiregospel ??? pic.twitter.com/TsNYcJrV0x
— Wale Gates ???? (@walegates) July 11, 2018
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram
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