Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
They dash you money to do something for people but you chook conditions to use am grow your social media account.
The heart of men tho..
Black do black bad.. https://t.co/0JDdnpM00y— Engr Damorela (@theDamorela) July 25, 2019
Evil lives in the hearts of men.
Find Your Way Back
Already
Water
Bigger
Bey’s verse in Mood 4 Eva
Keys To the Kingdom— Dénola Grey (@DenolaGrey) July 25, 2019
OK, you can now take a seat.
I think more women should shoot their shot so they can date people they actually want, rather than just responding to the people who want them https://t.co/ncOjv7DBTO
— FK. (@fkabudu) July 25, 2019
PREACH
“Water” is such a Lagos song. I love it.
— Wale Lawal (@WalleLawal) July 25, 2019
Until you drown.
Summary of my social life – bought a really nice suit and shirt last November. Left it unworn waiting to be invited to a wedding or party. Finally wore the suit last week and I’m wearing the shirt today. To work
— tyro (@DoubleEph) July 25, 2019
Abeg shift.
Went to get a new iPhone yesterday. Knew the price of the phone.
I picked the phone, they brought it in a bag & then it was time to pay. I asked them the price of the phone again they told me.
Brethren, I’m here to let you know that I left the phone for them & walked out.— Moe (@Mochievous) July 25, 2019
Thought you were rich, sis.
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