Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here are the ones we saw today:
The easiest way to get something to trend these days is to make funny comparisons. Compare Beyoncé with Michael Jackson, or JayJay Okocha with Ronaldinho, or Anthony Joshua with Mohammad Ali, or a Camry with a Bentley. Before you know it, people are already abusing each other.?
— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) June 14, 2019
You don’t mean it.
It was when I moved to America that I found out getting drunk is not the aim of drinking alcohol.
Imagine my shock.I keep telling these people they need to follow me to Lagos ?
— Moe (@Mochievous) June 14, 2019
Show-off.
The road from Abeokuta to Lagos is a shame
A big shame
Wow— Olúwatósìn Olaseinde (@tosinolaseinde) June 14, 2019
Welcome to Nigeria.
If INEC is “on the cloud”, are there no servers on the cloud?
— Onye Nkuzi (@cchukudebelu) June 13, 2019
JAMB question
Me : logged in to Twitter
Twitter: A Finance at Kano zoological Garden has claimed that a gorilla swallowed 6.8million that went missing under their watch.
Me : pic.twitter.com/73JBuQNPn3
— EMMA (@jonado_emmanuel) June 14, 2019
Yawn.
When Bernard Dayo isn’t writing about pop culture, he’s watching horror movies and reading comics and trying to pretend his addiction to Netflix isn’t a serious condition.
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