Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
He met with Pope Francis at Saint Peters Square and had this to say:
Today, I had the great honour of meeting His Holiness, Pope Francis @Pontifex. I was pleasantly surprised to find that he is well informed about happenings in Nigeria and prays for peace in the country. @CatholicNewsSvc @cnalive pic.twitter.com/eoKjbbMSWI
— Rt Hon Yakubu Dogara (@YakubDogara) November 23, 2017
Hmmm… how many understand that the relationships between mother/daughter, father/son or otherwise should be on mutual respect, not the overwhelming fear that is usually evident.
I witnessed the most beautiful mother/daughter relationship yesterday. No angst, no fear, no manipulation, no power. Just two wholesome human beings in love with themselves and at peace with their space.
— Chude Jideonwo (@Chude) November 23, 2017
Breaking news indeed!
World longest bridge 26 miles long opens to traffic in china. cost $1.5B. 2nd Niger bridge 1mile cost $2B
— Doyin (@doyinokupe) November 23, 2017
Hmmm! hunger…just finish it.
2yrs ago, I took a lady out to KFC. Ordered Burger, Chicken & chips and Softdrinks in pairs. Got a 15mins call. By d tym I was done our table was empty. She had eaten everything.
— #LetTheSwayBeWithYou (@Kris_Sway) November 23, 2017
If 16 years of @OfficialPDPNig in FG was a waste but my family and I are still able to enjoy Health Insurance thru d NHIS Programme of PDP govt, then I am grateful. Ive never spent more than N800 in hospital since NHIS.
To you it was a waste, to some it was a life saver.
— idowubakare (@idowu_bakare) November 22, 2017
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram