Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here are the ones we saw today:

“You were Africans before you were anything else” -Mama Burna Boy #BETAwards

— Burna Boy (@burnaboy) June 24, 2019

Why are you too big to pick up your own award?

Wole Soyinka was the kind of young man to ask for his seat.

— Rafiki (@zzyzx91) June 24, 2019

I blame Tonye Cole for bringing this matter to Twitter.

Once a MEME, now a MASTER. Faith+Focus+Hardwork+Oppotunity#MondayMotivation pic.twitter.com/5MNsccKqNb

— Frank Donga™ (@frankdonga_) June 24, 2019

Keep famzing.

If you think Abba kyari will be sacked, then you must be a fool. Kyari is the president and the head of the cabal #AbbaKyariMustGo

— Nemitex? (@nemi_ichenwo) June 24, 2019

Abba Kari must still go.

Observe how Tonye Cole profiled the young man asking for his seat as irresponsible cos of a t-shirt and tattoos.

A lot of us are just SARS officers without guns.

— Mazi Marvin the Paranoid Android (@Boboye_Ak) June 24, 2019

LOL.

A lady kept honking at me this morning I was wondering if I had a flat tire and then when I finally stopped she wound down and yelled “I really love your look”. Best thing to start the week. ?

— Wana Udobang (@MissWanaWana) June 24, 2019

You have made it. Share this money please.

I will rather not engage you if you are going to be rude… no need for bad manners. Since you know no other way to get your point across.
Hasta la vista….

— Kate Henshaw (@HenshawKate) June 24, 2019

Arnold Shwazzzznegar baby.

It’s ironic that through our Northern borders,its difficult for the foreign rice dealers and foreign vehicles dealers to penetrate but its easier for the ‘foreign Herdsmen’ and their arms to penetrate.

— Senator Shehu Sani (@ShehuSani) June 24, 2019

Just imagine.