Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.

Here’s our list from today:

1. Ayodele Fayose

Nigerians are being killed in Zamfara, President Buhari could only make "phone calls". But he is going to Akwa Ibom, a state made peaceful by the PDP Govt of @MrUdomEmmanuel to flag off his campaign. Why can't he do the flag off in Zamfara, Yobe or Borno?

— Peter Ayodele Fayose (@GovAyoFayose) December 27, 2018

Flag off campaign in Borno? LOOOL!!

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2. Subomi Plumptre

My sister said something important about #Dubai. With a general crime rate of 0.2%, it's the kind of place you can go to as a single woman or even allow your teenage children visit unaccompanied. It's that safe.

— Subomi (@subomiplumptre) December 27, 2018

May God help Nigeria.

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3. Phyno Fino

Imagine this tribal fool!!! Mind ur biz b4 i change am for u. EWU https://t.co/owuhtyyNdc

— EZEGE 1 (@phynofino) December 27, 2018

Baba, take am easy….small play!

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4. De Doyin

I'm not Ibo and I don't understand the language but I prefer Phyno to any other artiste in Nigeria. His calm voice coupled with his beautiful mix of Ibo with English is everything. What conversation is he not in? Because he didn't ask people to steal panties abi? Mtcheeeew…

— The Dean of Science (@de_doyin) December 27, 2018

AhnAhn! Uncle, you are rude o. Panties ke?

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5. Ugbede Ojo

It's becoming rampant in our society today for the privileged to go to poor homes and promise parents of innocent children that they will cater for the child's needs while the child helps with house chores and other activities but in the end those promises are never kept

— Ugbedeojo #MUFC (@Certifiedopeboi) December 27, 2018

Like political leaders, Like citizenry

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6. Fairly Used Virgin

How do know they are married?
They could be dating and in dating, double dating is allowed.
What if the other guy is just a male friend she ran into at the concert and they decided to sit together?
Also going to a concert with a male doesn't mean she's cheating.

— Fairly Used Virgin (@Badass_Merit) December 27, 2018

I would have reacted to your point, but this your name ehn……

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7. Nathaniel Bassey

If you are in power, please be humble . Don’t oppress. Understand that you will not be there forever. I have seen people act as though it is forever. There is time for everything. Remember, It is God Who removes kings, and sets up kings. Selah.

— Nathaniel Bassey (@nathanielblow) December 27, 2018

Tell them!

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8. Guardian Angel

You can't pretend forever. In one way or the other, your true self will embarrass you ???

— Your Guardian Angel (@AskMeWhatIWant) December 27, 2018

True story.