Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social matters, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. We make it our job to take down the names of these noisemakers.
Here’s our list from today:
Forget sex, nothing is sweeter than urinating and farting at the same time!
— Iam_Temitorpe (@Iam_Temitorpe) April 13, 2018
What else is left to see on social media?
Disgusting!! But… we all know the feeling shaa.
2. Adesua Etomi
We take social media way too seriously.
Will Smith is showing us how it should be done???
LOVE the guy.
— Adesua Etomi (@AdesuaEtomi) April 13, 2018
Sometimes, all you need is to call a spade, a spade.
Just like ‘they’ will check their phones after checking their wrist watches for the time.
It might not be trust issues though.
Well, wait. Jesus is coming soon.
But before then, just remember that not all guys that enter your DM or say hi have ulterior motives.
Once you admire a random guy and tell him he's handsome, in his shallow mind, you're automatically asking him out or want to fuck him.
— tosin. (@Oluwatosyyn) April 14, 2018
What category of “shallow minded” thinking is this?
What if we say the same about girls?
Abegii, park well!
7. Joe Abah
Even while one is in political purdah, one can’t help but laugh out loud at some things. This business of the alleged sale of the @APCNigeria handle to a white man for $2,000 is mad funny.?????
— Dr. Joe Abah (@DrJoeAbah) April 14, 2018
Let’s just say the account was hacked until the ‘authorities’ come out to ‘clarify’ such disgrace.
You Lost your Job, she was there
When everybody left you, she was there
When you had nothing to eat, she was there
When Your landlord kicked you out, she was there
When lost 1 million Naira in bet9ja because of Chelsea, she was there
Bros? Can't you see she is Bad luck ?
— Trouble Maker ? (G.O) (@RovielOfficial) April 13, 2018
This table you’re shaking will hit feminists oo!
Omoleye Omoruyi… an apprentice web/game developer, novelist, sensitive to happenings in the world. Meet him @Lord_rickie on Twitter/Instagram