It’s official! Rochas Okorocha, the Governor of Imo state, has lost every last one of his marbles. Abi, what other diagnosis can be given to a Governor of a whole darn state, who embarked on a statue erection project when he’s owing his civil servants salaries? In spite of the outrage that caused, Governor Rochas did not hold a meeting with himself and call himself to order.
Mba.
He decided to take it up a notch. How about a Commissioner for Happiness and Couples’ Fulfillment, he thought. That ought to shut up these angry, hungry citizens of mine, he must have mused. And who better to man it than my own personal person, my own blood, womb companion, Ogechi Ololo. Brilliant idea, he concluded, “I have something in this my head”.
People of God, that’s how Nigeria woke up to the first-ever moronic portfolio of this kind. And we know how Nigerian politicians like to outdo themselves with stupidity. What will Fayose do now?
Twitter Nigeria calls for prayers:
In Nigeria it's one day, one madness. Today it's appointment of a Commissioner for Happiness. pic.twitter.com/y9Q7v5FNyQ
— Dr Abdul Alkali◇DVM◆ (@Dr_abdul_alkali) December 5, 2017
Rochas Okorocha appointed his Sister Ogechi as Commissioner for Happiness and Couples' Fulfillment!
I have never heard of such commissioner in my life. Have you?
This democracy is a FRAUD! pic.twitter.com/zLkAID3So1
— Kemi Ariyo (@d_problemsolver) December 5, 2017
“while Mrs. Ogechi Ololo as the Commissioner for Happiness and Couples’ Fulfillment” – Governor of erections now has a commissioner for couples fulfilment *giggles* https://t.co/uAPjVzrM78
— tyro (@DoubleEph) December 4, 2017
When you think fayose is the biggest idiot in your country then you meet Rochas Okorocha pic.twitter.com/M85I1bNVqF
— VILLAGE_HEADmaster (@Topson007) December 5, 2017
From statue building to appointment of commissioner for happiness. What's next?
Rochas Okorocha fear God. pic.twitter.com/nZOfSECJLs— Ciro de Marzio (@Stefanweeks) December 5, 2017
Lets join hands and Pray for Rochas Okorocha. This thing is not normal.
— Nemmay. (@BowlOfWeird) December 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/Maxyfire/status/937982554954756096
#EndRochas
Nothing will derail us from this trending topic, #EndSARS
Not even Fuel scarcity.
Not even Rochas Okorocha.
Not even Christmas (If our wish is not done by then)
Yes we mean business!I implore that we all truthfully continue sharing our experiences or those of our friends.
— Ayo FBI (@PureMind__) December 5, 2017
Dear Rochas Okorocha,
Thank you for trying to distract us from the #EndSARS campaign with your sisters appointment as 'Commissioner for Happiness'
May the God we serve visit you with heat rashes and small pox.We will continue.#EndSARS #EndSARS #EndSARS
— Paul Mogbolu ???? (@Iammisterpaul) December 5, 2017
Not only #EndSARS ! We need to End alot of people in this country. E.G Rochas Okorocha
— Mr.┏̲O̶̲̅┓̲P ┏̲A̶̲̅┓ (@ogbeni_opa) December 5, 2017
Hook ups and porn hubs
Somebody said Rochas Okorocha's sister will now be arranging hook-ups with her new position ? pic.twitter.com/irUt0NoCkR
— ALI, 4D KULTURR ? (@Ali_McHenri) December 5, 2017
I'm just here wondering what and who gave Rochas Okorocha this idea. Is it Yomi's cheating or Banky's honeymoon bombshell? Which one is Commissioner for Happiness and Couples again? And why his sister? pic.twitter.com/r7UIO9NiOu
— ALI, 4D KULTURR ? (@Ali_McHenri) December 5, 2017
Rochas Okorocha appointed his sister commissioner for happiness and couple fulfillment …. I just want to know if they would build a new ministry like an actual building with workers or everyone will work remote …Slack way? I'm curious ?
— Habeeb Bombata (@nottherealilest) December 5, 2017
So what is the work of Rochas' Commissioner for Happiness & Couples' Fulfillment? Like will she award contracts to people to go out & make people happy? Or organise gifts between couples? Or teach them how to pleasure (use any word you want) themselves?
— Igala_King (@i_am_Anomeli) December 5, 2017
Ndi Imo, ndo o
Governor Rochas Okorocha of Imo State appoints his biological sister; Ogechi as Commissioner for Happiness and Couples Fulfillment….Imo people, how is your body? pic.twitter.com/cmLTMzOoCI
— Oba Of Nigeria (@UrbanCulture06) December 5, 2017
Rochas Okorocha appointed his Sister Ogechi Ololo (nee Okorocha) as Commissioner for Happiness and Couples' Fulfillment? Forget about the nepotism, that is now a regular in both Federal and State governments, but what is commissioner for happiness? Imo una Governor no well at all pic.twitter.com/p0dHmp9Kt7
— Kayode Ogundamisi (@ogundamisi) December 5, 2017
Okorocha has broken another record. He has appointed a Commissioner for Happiness and Couples’ Fulfillment.???????. Ndi Imo, na who do una this kind thing na?
— Jackson Ude (@jacksonpbn) December 4, 2017
We the Imolites are suffering but you guys won't understand, the most painful part is that the sister in question looks like Nkoli masquerade and still working as commissioner for 'Happiness', what an irony
— Dimmy (@D_MayKer) December 5, 2017
Nothing to be happy about
When your pastor is declaring that people will break protocols to favour you, Rochas appointing his sister as Commissioner for Happiness and Couples fulfillment is an excellent example.. ??
— Chinenyeze (@chinenyezebetty) December 5, 2017
I think Rochas Okorocha is now becoming the Donald Trump of Nigeria, cus he's always making the news for annoying reasons. So he as the Imo Governor, appointed his biological sister, Ogechi as Commissioner for
Happiness and Couples Fulfillment. Is this even needed?— GREAT GRACIOUS ?? (@GreatGracious) December 5, 2017
Commissioner for happiness and you still dey owe salaries. What's there to be happy about? Rochas Okorocha pic.twitter.com/sG9Xqrqwnr
— Ciro de Marzio (@Stefanweeks) December 5, 2017
#AdForumCo
Sheabi when Rochas was deep in thought like this, u thought he was just posing for pisure ni?Guy was planning on how to wow us all, "COMMISSIONER FOR HAPPINESS AND COUPLES FULFILMENT" ????
No one does it like Rochas, you think u craze? U no reach baba Rochas pic.twitter.com/TDzcVa5iD5
— AdForumCo (@AdForumCo) December 5, 2017
Okorocha swears in his sister as Imo state Commissioner for Happiness and Couple's Fulfillment. Wayo man! He has been erecting statues of single African leaders without their spouses. Zuma is without his wives. How will his single statues benefit from his sister's new portfolio?
— Pius Adesanmi (@pius_adesanmi) December 4, 2017
Men of "god" will fool us
Politicians will fool us
SARS will torture us
Yomi will call us criminals
Libyans will sell us
Today is Commissioner for Happiness
Tomorrow will be Commissioner for Divorce and Sadness
Who have we offend bayi Oluwa? pic.twitter.com/pIPRDHc6z6
— #ENDFSARS ?? ?? (@cute_pecky) December 5, 2017
Nigerians should thank God that Okorocha didn’t become President at the point he was seriously aspiring some years back. Nigeria would have been worse than Libya under him. Commissioner For Happiness Tinz.
— Kunle Ajayi (@olakunleluther) December 5, 2017
Rochas Okorocha of Imo State appoints Mrs. Ogechi Ololo as the Commissioner for "Happiness and Couples’ Fulfillment". If there was any doubt that Okorocha is a total misfit, he cleared it today.
— Nedu Ekeke #BBOG (@Nedunaija) December 4, 2017
Chai.
Reformed social media monitoring spirit
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