In case you’ve been living under the rock, you should know that the number one topic in Nigeria last week was Banky Wellington and Adesua’s wedding. They are Nigeria’s favourite celebrity couple so it followed that everyone watched the wedding via Instagram.

Everything was going swell until Ebuka hit us with this picture.

Suddenly, everything scattered. There was katakata everywhere. Twitter and Instagram were falling over themselves trying to understand this incredible creation  Ebuka called agbada.

Here’s how it went down:

Better than alcohol, this AGBADA loosens our tongues

We are super excited to announce the launch of “Agbada X”.

This is the most advanced Agbada yet! It combines the flourish of the traditional flowing Agbada with the practicality of the possibility that “Man’s too hot”.

The top loading design was changed to “suit style”. pic.twitter.com/ZEZIQmZaq3

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) November 21, 2017

The top loading design was changed to “suit style” to allow all Man’s sauce to show rapidly when required. It allows hearts to be broken at a previously unanticipated rate.

At the last Saville Row Demo Day, Agbada X was named the top product as all other designers went Skrrrrrr pic.twitter.com/4lGaICq8xu

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) November 21, 2017

Agbada X was formally launched to the public last weekend at #BAAD2017. We expect sales to reach an all time high this holiday and wedding season.

Different variations will be introduced next year. pic.twitter.com/mhzFPCOhhe

— Victor Asemota (@asemota) November 21, 2017

Ebuka ooo!!!
CEO- Agbada Technologies
MD/CEO- Agbada Enterprises
CAPTAIN -Agbada Platoon
Daddy GO -Agbada Ministries
Commander in Chief -Agbada Republic
CHAIRMAN – Agbada Local Government
Principal Partner -Agbada consultants Limited
Youth Leader – Agbada Foundation#BAAD2017 pic.twitter.com/1oCjDHPYww

— Kanye Tomiwa (@tomiwakanye) November 19, 2017

That Ebuka’s agbada uses fenty beauty.. agbada that doesn’t reply dms,agbada that uses iPhone x. Agbada with clear skin… Harvard graduate agbada with PhD in slayology ?

— Goblet of fire ✨ (@pejumadey) November 19, 2017

Only Obasanjo can compare

The two most iconic moments in the history of Agbada. The Agbada hall of fame #Ebuka #Obasanjo #BAAD2017 pic.twitter.com/Pb18enQEWy

— T'Marvie ✴⚪ (@Tungsten_Marvie) November 20, 2017

Ebuka's BAAD agbada has a masters degree from Yale.

— Princess Pepisko Pepeye (@MissIgho) November 19, 2017

Who are these uncultured individuals calling what ebuka wore "agbada"?

— Daddy D.O?? (@DOlusegun) November 19, 2017

Tailor of life!

Dunno who Ebuka's tailor is, but my tailor is not worthy to lose his shoe lace. #BAAD2017 pic.twitter.com/TQSFHzzRdN

— FAVOUR ONYEOZIRI (GCFR) (@Rouvafe) November 19, 2017

Ebuka whoever your tailor is , you must never cheat on him !

Your agbada be like it fell from heaven ??‍♂️??‍♂️ #BAAD2017 pic.twitter.com/UJnEeHdxDr

— Jahmal (@jahmalusen) November 19, 2017

Ebuka is nobody’s mate in this agbada game!

WHAT???!! pic.twitter.com/ueaOmFf157

— Bouff Daddy. (@WoleOmari) November 19, 2017

See you can group tailors into three
1)Tailors that MAKE cloth
2) Tailors that SEW cloth
3)Tailors that CONSTRUCT cloth

That Ebuka's agbada is the type of agbada that they "construct". You don't sew that kind of agbada, you construct it

— L (@zas_leo) November 19, 2017

https://twitter.com/lala_tobi/status/932302292371480576

May God send an Ebuka to every vendor before the end of this year ?? https://t.co/dVkyOvI3oK

— ? DaddyMo PhD CEng ? (@officialdaddymo) November 21, 2017

The Masterkraft epic fail

https://twitter.com/Onos147/status/932346943652728833

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bby1dgvA-my/?taken-by=masterkraft_

Let the regrets begin

Everyone saving that Ebuka's agbada to show their tailor. Can't wait for the what I wanted VS what I got tweets in a couple weeks.

— Daddy 'Code (@Cohannnnn) November 19, 2017

My tailor said YES!
please twitter be my witness.
Can’t wait to see my ebuka agbada pic.twitter.com/feRQYIZES5

— Tayọ̀ Blesser (@createdbyTayo) November 21, 2017

They've started imitating Ebuka's Agbada already. This tailor made it today. pic.twitter.com/XPP5YhMblj

— Chioma (@bluJAYNE_) November 22, 2017

"Oga just look at Ebuka, this is Twitter & that one is Instagram.

Scroll up, keep scrolling…

Everywhere Ebuka everywhere Ebuka, when it's your wedding oh!!" pic.twitter.com/rZnMZgxxC0

— ♔ King Absolute ♔ (@KingAbsolute_) November 20, 2017

#BAAD2017
I think I should erect a statue of @Ebuka. Nigerians wont complain this time. The Agbada is that good. pic.twitter.com/TyBukhkhUr

— Ogbeni Deji (@muewa) November 20, 2017

Tell me about it.