The Thread: Here’s how Kemen can save himself | #BBNaija

Because this is Nigeria and Kemen getting disqualified and evicted from Big Brother Naija is not the end of the road for him, professionally or otherwise, someone has asked a pertinent question about laundering Kemen’s image and the Olivia Popes have come out to play.

Question:

Answers

Who? Me? It wasn’t me

Sexual assault? Nooo. Tummy rub, please

Wait till a bigger storm comes through. Or create one.

Turn to China

Charity. Donations.

Statements

https://twitter.com/GirlNextFlat/status/838683920220696576

Appeal to the public’s emotions

Come clean. Apologise

https://twitter.com/GirlNextFlat/status/838683821889490944

Hide Kemen away

A pig is a pig is a pig

https://twitter.com/She_Who_Is/status/838714502912815105

Tell his story of salvation

The Olivia Pope spin

Wow!

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