Life is such a mystery. Sometimes negative events can bring about positive outcomes. Like this story told by the @Punthief- who would have thought?
Enjoy:
I remember that day in Uni that a heartbreak saved me from getting robbed.
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
I know y'all like "Uhn?". Let me explain.
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
There was this dude that always claimed to be a cultist in my hostel then so when the 2 brothers opened the gate they ran to his room…
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
…for protection.
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
"Guy, why you dey hiss?"
He replied
"Na my school fees. E dey pain me gan"— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
Another room had 2 cousins. One just bought a camera phone, the 2nd was with the phone when he heard a knock on the door
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
It was dark so he opened the door while using the phone's torchlight to see who it was. They met him with a slap
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
He an his cousin quickly knelt down. They asked for the phone. This bastard gave the owner to give them by himself.
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
They entered another guy's room and heard him playing Aiyefele's latest CD. One asked
"Shay latest Aiyefele ni yen?" He said yes
.— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
There was this other room with 2 dudes. One saw the thieves and ran into the bathroom and left his sleeping room mate on the bed
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
I got back the next day and met everybody outside. They were looking at me like pic.twitter.com/Mry6bSNiWz
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
So you mean we all went through this and you were not at home?
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
I'm like "Shouldn't you guys be happy for me?"
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
The supposed cultist was now forming making calls. Everybody dey look am like
"See this fool. Shabi you aiye? Oloshi"— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
???? fuck you, for bringing this embarrassing story to the TL again, man! You should have lost a scrotum, the next night doing vigilantes ?
— Babafemi Martin (@babaf3mo) July 27, 2017
Or that time you put my number on a radio show and I ended up with a woman missing 5 front teeth.
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
????????????????? I will never forget. NEVER https://t.co/c5WsUeP214
— Eustache Dauger (@Punthief) July 27, 2017
Lolllll.
Reformed social media monitoring spirit
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