Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
We all need to respect cigarette smokers, because it’s not easy for someone to choose to diie young.
— Biyi The Plug ? (@BiyiThePlug) June 17, 2020
Thank God the EPL is back. Now these Arsenal fans can go from being obese back to their normal shape.
— débọ́lá the 2nd✌️ (@ogbeni_ceejay) June 17, 2020
Stop calling it Garri, it is roasted granular hygroscopic starchy food product of Manihot esculenta.
— ICE cream? (@toyor_pr) June 17, 2020
Nigeria barbers will use powder to deceive you making you look like Chris Brown but once you get home and bath, BOOM…….Oshiomole?
— Head Boy? (@D__Primus) June 17, 2020
Don’t fall in love with pictures you see on social media. Bad character & body odor don’t show up online.
— ᴋᴇʟᴇᴄʜɪ † (@_igwilo) June 17, 2020
All of you that always lie and type “screamingggg” “I’m wheezing” you now have to record yourself doing those exact things. I don’t make the rules.
— DaCruise DaTrips (@larabillionaire) June 17, 2020