Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their funny rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
Featuring Burna boy on your song, is at owners risk
— Samuel Mbah (@Mbahdeyforyou) June 19, 2020
Those who have ears…
My mind speaks English better than my mouth?
— Alhaji Blobz? (@iamblobz) June 19, 2020
Could be ’cause of your area? *winks*
There’s an ongoing engagement ceremony in my compound atm. I stepped out and all I’ve been getting is your turn too will come, you’re next. First of all amen, secondly where’s the party jollof??? These elderly people are stressful??♀️??♀️??♀️
— Ada~Beke??✨ (@blvck_Witch) June 19, 2020
Singing in Flavour’s voice ‘Ada Ada…’
The matter by Zlatan ???
— Bobby (@signor_bobby) June 19, 2020
Where did you study your own wickedness?
If your girl doesn't have a game on her phone it's you she's playing.
— Ebuka Means Great™ (@EbukaMeansGreat) June 19, 2020
Don’t leave me, Don’t leave me!
Your boyfriend doesn’t trust you because na everyday “dearie” dey do birthday ??
— Lateefah_ (@Mztiifaah) June 18, 2020
They would still come out of that prison richer than you in 20 years time.
— henrybrown (@brownanfield) June 19, 2020