Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
Guys will snap one good picture and use it for 3years as profile picture.
— Tosin????♂️ (@Ohloowatoscene) June 15, 2020
All Nigerian barbers have big calendar of different hairstyles they can’t even barb.
— Best Baba ?? (@iambestb) June 15, 2020
You’re not Nigerian enough if you haven’t added groundnut in bottle of coke/Pepsi and allow it to soak
— Ọkọ Jemima Ọsunde ? (@theolaoflagos_) June 15, 2020
I hate when guys cheat and say “babe I am sorry, it was a mistake” , bro you took off your shirt, boxers, joggers, durag ?, sneakers , you made 62mistakes.
— ??♀️ (@dha_yur) June 15, 2020
You remember that day you almost did blood covenant with that your high school partner saying you won’t leave them?
Na God save your destiny. Ode
By now, you for dey go mountain dey fast for 40 days and 40 nights.
— TheTweetingFingers?? (@TheHeadking__) June 15, 2020
I almost Died In the shower today, I slipped and my Dumbass tried to Grab the water??
— Sheylex™❁ (@djsheylex) June 15, 2020
Anything Naira Marley touches Dey get comma ?
He went to Funke Akindele’s Party, they arrested all of them including a former governorship aspirant.
Now he went to perform @ Abuja’s Jabi Lake Mall & they’ve sealed it.
Associate with Naira Marley at your own risk ? ?♂️
— Peng Man ? (@pengmanmodel) June 14, 2020