I jokingly told my Dad that I need to change my phone and he just sent me 200k to get a new one plus 50k to take myself out. I’m still in awe right now ??????

— that_tall_tom (@that_tall_tom) May 18, 2021

That guy that interview that lady can he also interview lai muhammed and adeshina probably Buhari inclusive
That guy hates lies ?

— stainless (@stainless231) May 18, 2021

See me see trouble oh, She said she would do anything for me then I asked her to cry like a snake??She got angry?

— Emiko (@emiko_dest) May 18, 2021

Further mathematics exams be like ? pic.twitter.com/ulJS4McEpl

— CHEICK0007 (@CHEICK0007) May 18, 2021

I dey cook. Forget!!! ? pic.twitter.com/pJBWHBTogW

— ~Thonia? (@Abiso_la) May 18, 2021

People will legit travel miles for your burial but can’t walk few meters to check up on you.

— A boy that Plays??‍? (@Iam_jaysay) May 18, 2021

Omo if I calculate the amount of data I've used from the beginning of this year I for don build house for Banana island.

— ????? (@bunnie18_) May 18, 2021

Nobody:

Teenagers during puberty : I can see hairs ? pic.twitter.com/eVkZ8EcA9M

— Bad mout (@Diiccey) May 18, 2021

But what if we could actually pluck money from trees??

— Tiaraoluwa?❤ (@shineoverstress) May 18, 2021

Abuja people plenty for this app but dem dey disguise. Dem get money bill them. No near me, na nassarawa I dey

— H.O.M.E.B.O.Y (@__IamOgar) May 18, 2021