Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
So when I called my bae she handed the phone to her room mate so the girl will lie to me that she wasn’t around.. Long story short the roommate is now my girlfriend ?
— DADDY, THE PLUG? (@iam_topboii) July 9, 2020
Computer: Create password
Computer: Password too weak
His wife & their 48 children: *Nodding solemnly*
— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) July 9, 2020
Is it only me or who else noticed that when a horse is running, it sounds chukwudi chukwudi chukwudi ??
— Head Boy? (@D__Primus) July 9, 2020
Today made it 4years 6months 3weeks 8days 45min 14seconds i forgot my 950 change with a conductor…
like he intentionally made me forget it.
— The King’s Daughter. (@iam_chyderah) July 9, 2020
I can still remember the day I used my sis phone to text my ex(we just broke up the previous day).
The text read: “wise just drank hypo and he is unconscious, what happened?”
She replied: “Please this is a wrong number, I don’t know who is wise”!
I nearly died.?
— wisebaba (@Wizebaba) July 9, 2020
But I want a clear skin and skinny,fuller,darker beards too ??♂️?.like the one I will post picture and girls will turn ambulance because of me .?
— |Y•B•N•L| شهيد ? (@Remmzor_YBNL) July 9, 2020