Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
the real problem with tinder is that humans are reduced to faces and terse bios yelling ‘no hookups!’
come on Anita what is your backstory? explain the wig, for starters.
— mogwai. (@LifeOfMogwai) June 21, 2020
Parfait N1000, delivery N1500. Thanks, I’ll drink custard.
— Rere Ayodele (@rereayodele) June 22, 2020
You think we’re bothered about that Lee Min Ho guy? Lol. Shaa when you urgently need 2k, go and meet him in Asia.
— Omoniyi Israel (@__Omoissy) June 22, 2020
Can never forget the day I cooked beans and everyone at home said they weren’t hungry. My sister and brother went out, I knew they went to eat. Went to my mum’s room later that night and saw her and my dad hiding to eat bread
To be honest, they could have just straight up told me
— NON-SO (@upcoming_shef) June 22, 2020
In Nigeria, writing “do not urinate here” on your fence is just a waste of time and energy?
— IKENNA? (@Iam_ikjoseph) June 22, 2020
This Lee Min Ho guy is a true example that girls go after guys that are way above their level and end up getting their hearts broken,
Next thing thread “Men are scum”
— BadMan Cyph (@SteveCypha) June 22, 2020