If you haven’t heard that the Governor of Niger State, Alhaji Abubakar Sanni Bello, has a Senior Special Adviser (SSA), Yusuf Waili for timekeeping and scheduling, then you’ve “carried last”.
We know you are shocked, so the Chief Press Secretary has deemed it fit to explain why the Governor requires a Time-Keeper.
He said,
Therefore, if time is money, we want to do all we can to save it, so that we can employ this valuable resource in working for the people. And if we’re going to divorce ourselves from the wastefulness of the past (e.g. African Time), we must do something emphatic to bring about that change. This includes engaging someone to keep our governor on schedule, the way it’s done elsewhere
Wait, so the Governor needs someone to keep him “on schedule”.
An alarm clock would have been LOADS more cheaper!
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