Every day on the Nigerian Internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.

Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:

Let it be known that this nonentity here wants to tarnish my image by associating me with a wanted personel in this sensitive period. I OFURE do not know and never will be in associate with this criminal..#EndPoliceBrutalityinNigera pic.twitter.com/taUEeggX92

— OFURE❤ (@Fred_gen2) October 19, 2020

This is a serious issue.

While they're protesting in Benin,they won't focus on us,so….
*We set up an internal panel that will release the prisoners

*Get some thugs to join the released inmates to confuse them.

*Get the same thugs to join protesters and cause chaos

*Then we attack them all#EndSARS pic.twitter.com/kuwNlS2CZC

— Alhaji Beardless Smallie??‍♀️?? (@SMiTHiE___) October 19, 2020

If Super Eagles can strategise like this.

Yeaterday Dstv channels were all showing free, my neighbor confirmed hers but my case was different.

Now this morning Airtel is giving free airtime, my mum and younger sister have gotten theirs, still my case is different. Who did I offend???

You see why we must #EndSARS

— Nora Stone? (@EdoFirstLady) October 19, 2020

It is from your village!

pic.twitter.com/MuahPqGHCZ

— Notes for you (@notes_PH) October 19, 2020

Accurate!

Looks like Michael Scofield works silently in Benin prison lol?

— CAPTAIN PRIME™ (@CaptainPrime21) October 19, 2020

Off this mic.

My biggest fear is a serial killer farting when I'm playing dead.

— Manboy ⚡ (@howardjeff10) October 19, 2020

Something must kill a man.

Title and position shouldn't give you the permission to maltreat people. You may be in charge but God is in control. Use your position to #SecureNorrhNow

— adada? (@AymAbdulrahman) October 18, 2020

#EndSARSnow

y'all make this much and Nigeria is still in so much debt?? omoooo

— • General Zee ? • #EndSARS #SARSMUSTEND (@heisTactic) October 19, 2020

Like… dyg?

I think protesters should buy whistles from now on and assign about 20 people the job of being the lockouts.

These people would be the ones to warn others of any impending danger by blowing the whistles

The noise of 20 whistles should sound like an army of cicadas #EndSARS

— Benjamin Karson (@Kennylawrence_) October 19, 2020

Lol… worth a try.

Person wey no get Tv for House sef Dey post “DSTV and GOTV has been hacked , all stations now opened”…

wetin concern you?

— GM (@mmgbenusola_) October 18, 2020

Set awon…