Thought Experiment: What if Hushpuppi is only hyping himself for “The Hushpuppi show”?

This is all hypothetical, but we are anticipating that, eventually, Hushpuppi will get into a ‘career’ and really start doing something.

Because let’s face it, he cannot be truly satisfied with the reputation of being the most flamboyant guy on Instagram. He’s going to have to come up with a regular gig that will stand on his popularity. Even brother Robert now wants to monetise the viewership of his pictures. It is only normal that brother Ray follows suit too.

But Hushpuppi is not going to ask viewers to subscribe to watch his Gucci pictures; we want to believe he knows how dumb that is. He doesn’t need that kind of money if at all he needs money. A show that gives him the platform to communicate his ideas on the lavish life should be just fine.

Imagining that all is in place to get the first episode started, who will be the first guests on the show? We run you through the prime list.

Igwe 2pac Amoshine

To be sure, the first ideal guest for Hushpuppi should be Rick Ross but we don’t want the show to just die after the first episode due to expenditures on flying and accommodation. So we can only hope for the closest we have to the Boss. When it comes to that, there is no contest. There’s only one king – Igwe 2Pac himself.

Dammy Krane

Both have the penchant for showing off pictures where a pilot apparently photobombs them from the cockpit.

9ice

Because he has to explain himself again if “Living things” actually is a song of solidarity to persons like Hushpuppi, or other kinds of persons.

Bobrisky

Do we have to explain why? And this is the closest we have to the first female guest.

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