Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
You’re home now so you don’t have an excuse of rushing out.
Brush your teeth for at least 2 minutes. Twice a day. Don’t forget your tongue too.
For those of you that haven’t brushed for two days now, continue farming organisms in your mouth.
— Aproko Doctor™ (@aproko_doctor) April 9, 2020
Immediately you tell a Nigerian girl “I you love you” she becomes
All kinds of less
— O.V.A.tion™ (@Dre_Ova) April 9, 2020
You have to really be careful who you reply or engage on Twitter. That’s how you’ll be ready to argue with someone and then one look at their TL shows that they believe in INEC’s Phantom Server and in Covid-5G-19.
— tolu ogunlesi (@toluogunlesi) April 9, 2020
Na wa ooooo, this stay at home go cause wahala
Dem jus carry my soup from fire now??? i never even add salt!
— HorlaMide (@orla_mide) April 9, 2020
Omo, date your age bracket o, so Una go fit Dey do pillow fight
— Mr. Oyin ? (@MisterOyin) April 9, 2020