Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
If a woman sleep with 10 men she’s a slut but if a man does it suddenly he’s gay.
Double standards. I hate it
— The Igbo Wolf (@TheIgboWolf) June 11, 2020
2.
One day Igbo men will talk about our relationship PTSD from Igbo girlfriends getting engaged on us. Some men have suffered this fate multiple times. ?♂️
— Ferdy…. ? (@_The_Immortal) June 11, 2020
3.
Nobody:
No one at all:
WhatsApp celebrity:- I’ll be back in an hour
— Famous anonymous ? (@_tweetbro) June 11, 2020
4.
Are you actually depressed or you need 2k urgently??
— side boyfriend ?? (@abduljoe11) June 11, 2020
5.
Stop sleeping in public transports
A lady who was sitting next to me just shouted “Please wear a condom”
Now everyone in the taxi is looking at us ??????— General? (@Kay_vhardy) June 11, 2020
6.
Why do Nigerians build houses like they are afraid of natural light?
Massive house will carry two tiny nostrils they will call windows.— Moe (@Mochievous) June 11, 2020
7.
Igbo Queens do a thread of their men. They don’t post a single picture.
— Ogechukwu Onye Life (@kingsleynovich) June 11, 2020
8.
That awkward moment when the bus speeds off, but you are not sitted yet and you accidentally bites someone’s meat pie 3 times. ?
— M.O.F ? (@theLamzyy) June 11, 2020
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