Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous. Here are the ones we saw today:
1.
The Hushpuppi i know is into real estate, he sells and buys real estate in Dubai at affordable prices. And the money he earns from doing that, he donates it into charity by buying clothes and shoes from Gucci and sending them to Nigeria.
what is yahoo?
y’all are just haters!— • General Zee ? • (@heisTactic) June 10, 2020
2.
Interpol carry HushPuppi and Co, $100 iTunes card yahoo boys self kon dey Fear.
Bro!!calm down , it’s not your set they’re looking for now?— CHIEF, THE DADDY™?? (@Chief_umar) June 10, 2020
3.
So Interpol arrested Hushpuppi in Dubai for fraud but MTN is still giving us 6GB that lasts for just 2 days. EFCC weldone!
— HOe TEMPERED (@Nappyblaze) June 10, 2020
4.
Children are happy because they don’t have a file in their mind labelled ‘what can go wrong’ that they run to before acting at any given moment.
— Shugar Daddy (@Mr_Fowowe) June 10, 2020
5.
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
African Mothers: ???
— Sucré (@d_odaf3) June 10, 2020
6.
If u want to woo a Nigerian lady on social media starting from dm please don’t start with “hi” I repeat don’t start with “hi” she won’t reply u. Start with, “Do u use First bank?
— ? (@holy_spireet) June 10, 2020
7.
When your husband cooks and wash the dishes, he’s romantic.
But when your brother does the same to his wife, It’s juju. ?— Olúwaseun (@OfficialKvist) June 9, 2020
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