Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here’s a roundup of the best we saw:
*Thief breaks into house looking for money…..*
— Kadrex (@abdool_kadeer) July 15, 2020
Have you checked under the gas cooker?
Would have started saving money in kindergarten if I knew life was like this ?
— TheRealLando2xx©️ (@_Og2xx) July 14, 2020
Adulting is hard o
You posted your pictures, your friends on your WhatsApp reposted and you screenshot and repost again. You are definitely mad
— JayNaija (Blogger) (@JayNaija) July 15, 2020
Ahn ahn. Can’t we show off our fanbase?
This one isn’t wave, it is erosion https://t.co/l9oOhHNrF1
— AJ | Adonai ? (Vol 2) (@mrmanheree) July 15, 2020
The boys and I : there’s no way any teacher would come in with this heavy rain ?
Maths teacher: ? pic.twitter.com/vlpeO2r5dY
— Oyindamola ? (@dammiedammie35) July 15, 2020
Dedication like no other
Fighting sleep in church is a different type of fight?
— Chioma?? (@dahtgirl_ajex) July 14, 2020
Become alright with luxury. Please.
There’s no badge of honor for suffer head.
— The Fit Priest ? (@SelemaEnang) July 14, 2020
Get accustomed to the flex life
My friend is about 5’4 and he says he always gets anxiety when girls ask for his height, because he knows that might be the end of his convo, it’s peak,
— Consciousness over Coochie ?? (@Dolapo_Alfie) July 14, 2020
Crying in height discrimination
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