Ex-BB Naija housemate Bally is looking for a wife and Linda Ikeji TV is here to help him

I haven’t stopped feeling amused since I came across Hottest Bachelor Nigeria, the never-seen-before dating reality show coming soon to Linda Ikeji TV.  My recent piece on why shows like The Bachelor and The Bachelorette will work in Nigeria feels prescient as it is a useful guidepost on reality dating television.

Hottest Bachelor Nigeria is Nigeria’s iteration of the long-running ABC show The Bachelor, and stars supposedly hot Big Brother Naija alumnus Bally. The teaser features a dapper-looking Bally having a monologue about the crumbling of his 5-year relationship after his time on Big Brother Naija, and how he subsequently channelled his energy towards his career as a DJ.

Poor Bally. Furthermore, the teaser is also a clarion call to interested suitors (or suitresses, to be technically clear). 25 women will be fielded from only God knows how many it will be. Like, I can see the entire, unmarried female population shooting their shots at this, feverishly making one-minute videos to register their interests.

Hottest Bachelor Nigeria sure looks like fun and if LiTV intends to have the show untweaked, siphoning all the elements as found on The Bachelor and the likes, then it means we are going to be seeing obscene amounts of red roses, jacuzzi sex, tears-ruined mascara and a lot of bad, bad behaviour. Have all my money, LiTV.

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