Every day on the Nigerian internet, there are people who keep our eyes glued to our phone screens as we read their rants, opinions, perspectives on political and social issues, etc. Sometimes, they are just downright ridiculous.
Here are the ones we saw today:
If Burna Boy leaves this app, Twitter will become desolate.He’s the reason we buy data and come online. I’m deleting right away
I stand with African Giant??
— Tega? (@Teghte) April 1, 2020
We stand with you too.
Davido went for a second test n tested negative for corona virus. Davido’s immune system is stronger than the whole economy of Nigeria?
— Dr Toolz (@toolzbabe) April 1, 2020
Harvest his blood for the vaccine.
It’s unfair how no one noticed that burglars have lost their jobs.
— #RoastMe (@llcoolstain) April 1, 2020
This is true.
This is 4567th time you’re opening the fridge today.
I know you’re bored, but food is not a form of entertainment.
— Aproko Doctor™ (@aproko_doctor) April 1, 2020
Lower your voice Sir.
Desmond Elliot is a tragic embarrassment.
I usually feel repulsion for erring politicians but for him, all I feel is embarrassment.
— the Morris Monye factor (@Morris_Monye) April 1, 2020